[Romantic Old Bird]

Well Bunty, it looks as if we are on our own. So what deeds of derring-do should we undertake this damp and dismal march evening? Any suggestions?

If not, you could always meet me down at the Frog and Whistle for karaoke. I've got my eye on old Ted. He's always there, he is absolutely loaded and I think he fancies me.

Worth a try, and his friend old Percy has always had a soft spot for you. Don't see what the problem is - I mean, the smell of pigs is healthy, and I am sure it's like living near a main road - you don't notice it after a while.

Shouldn't put you off, he's a charming man. Really.

So what do you reckon then, shall we?


Or, we could do something more exciting instead........