[James]

This is on behalf of Janette:

I am a Cider Drinker

When the moon shines on the cow shed,
And we're rollin in the hay,
All the cows are out there grazin',
And the milk is on it's way.

I am a Zider Drinker,
I drinks it all of the day,
I am a Zider drinker,
It soothes all me troubles away.
Oooh Arrr Oooh Arrr Ay,
Oooh Arrr Oooh Arrr Ay !!! (Properjob you wanna try zum youngun !)

It's so cosy in the kitchen,
With the smell of rabbit stew,
When the breeze blows cross the farm yard,
You can smell the cow shed too. (Auugh ! Never smelt nothin like it in all me life !)
When those combine wheels stop turning,
And the hard days work is done,
There's a pub arround the corner,
It's the place we 'ave our fun.(Oh arrr we'll 'ave zum fun an' all !!)

I am a Zider Drinker,
I drinks it all of the day,
I am a Zider drinker,
It sooths all me troubles away.
Oooh Arrr Oooh Arrr Ay,
Oooh Arrr Oooh Arrr Ay !!!(Come on youngun, get a couple of pints down ee then !)

Now dear old mable, when she's able,
Takes a stroll down lovers lane,
And we'll sink a pint of scrumpy,
Then we'll play ole natures game, (Oh Arr !)
But we end up in the duck pond,
When the pub decides to close,
With me britches full of tad poles,
And the newts between me toes ! (Urgh !)

I am a Zider Drinker,
I drinks it all of the day,
I am a Zider drinker,
It sooths all me troubles away.
Oooh Arrr Oooh Arrr Ay,
Oooh Arrr Oooh Arrr Ay !!! (Come on youngun, get on up there !)

I am a Zider Drinker,
I drinks it all of the day,
I am a Zider drinker,
It sooths all me troubles away.
Oooh Arrr Oooh Arrr Ay,
Oooh Arrr Oooh Arrr Ay,
Oooh Arrr Oooh Arrr Ay,
Oooh Arrr Oooh Arrr Ay !!!

Let Zider be the spice of life ! Ah Harrrrr !





Oooh Arrr!