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Old 05-03-2010, 09:59 AM #1
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How Do You Know if a Essex Girl has used your laptop,

Easy : Tipex is on the screen.



This was in the Indep, Paper
and read out on Ch5 Live.
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Old 05-03-2010, 10:48 AM #2
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Yes typed a Error.

Then put Tipex over the screen to Hide it.



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Slutty lipstick on the USB I was going for - will blow anything. White stilleto marks on keyboard?
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Don't give up your day job Arista.....
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Its a joke.
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I thought the punchline was "cos there's cheese beside the mouse..?"
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Why does an Essex girl wear knickers? To keep her ankles warm.

How do you make an Essex girl laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on a Wednesday.

What is the difference between a supermarket trolley and an Essex girl? A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

What do you call an Essex girl with half a brain? Gifted.

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Why does an Essex girl wear knickers? To keep her ankles warm.

How do you make an Essex girl laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on a Wednesday.

What is the difference between a supermarket trolley and an Essex girl? A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

What do you call an Essex girl with half a brain? Gifted.

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people under 30 will probably have no idea what typex is.

this is a joke from 1992.

a better joke is

your Mum is sooooo stupid she thinks someone is falling down her stairs every time Eastenders finishes

(think about it...)
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I thought about it. I get it. No to ze funny, Master Trumpet.
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[I]Why does an Essex girl wear knickers? To keep her ankles warm.
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Deleted some posts...no need for the arguing
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