[Angus]

Five years now of tory rule,
even if its shared with a fool,
at least they can push the measures through,
to save this country from the poo.
13 years of open borders,
left us at mercy of marauders,
borrowing money left and right,
has left our economy in the sh*te,
So now its noses to the grindstone
to cut the spending to the bone
Drastic times, drastic measures,
we'll have to put aside our pleasures,
but in five short years, we'll be on track,
and will be voting Cameron back,
without the need to compromise
or ever again fall for Labour lies.