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29-08-2003, 10:29 PM
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Evening Boris
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29-08-2003, 10:46 PM
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Hi Boris.
 Sorry to hear you've had a bad day on the road Hope you have much better fun lurking on this board! We're watching you. 
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29-08-2003, 10:51 PM
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We certainly are, BigSister!
 Ever watchful Ever on guard For Boris to get past us Will be VERY hard.
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30-08-2003, 12:32 PM
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Cheers, Kaph - it's certainly my favourite at the moment.
Taken from the cover pic of his new book (out on 9th October!)   Sorry about the blatant plug!  Full attention now back on 'Boriswatch' duties!
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30-08-2003, 12:58 PM
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Just when I thought I was going to get some more flying hours in, I discoved I am yet again seconded to the red caps to continue further investigations in to a possible mole.
We can not be more specific but we must ask certain persons not to leave town. Apparently the last mole hunt we had may have been compromised by an admin blunder. The little oik who made it has been moved on  Sorry about all this but there is still a credible warning about a mole in the operation. Later on today there may be a decision from central command about a possible suspension of Operation Boris Watch. I do not think there is anything in this, but we have to check these things out. Thank you for your patience and co-operation |
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30-08-2003, 07:28 PM
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You may rest easy in your bed Mr. Sticks, there will not be a 'suspension' of Boris watch . The good Captain is ever watchful and as determined as ever !!!! ( aren't you Kaz ....... Kaz.......Kaaaaazzzz....... Oh my ! Now i do feel vulnerable! 
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30-08-2003, 07:33 PM
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But there has been a serious security breach and we are in a reinvestigation of a possibility of a mole
Suspension of operations is being considered as an option. Watch this space |
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30-08-2003, 09:19 PM
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And we're watching you Boris
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31-08-2003, 02:55 PM
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Now let me get this straight.....
You're watching me, Watching you, Watching WHO ? Think perhaps it's a good thing the holidays a now over. Back to school, No time to shirk, Lots of fun , But lots of work. The holidays over, Such places we'ver been, So much we did, So much we've seen. So pack up your school bag, With pen and with book, How long is it 'half term'? In my diary I'll look. It's not that I'm wishing, My whole life away, But sanity will be gone Untill that VERY day !!!!! 
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31-08-2003, 03:34 PM
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Don't know where Sticks got his 'duff gen' from . . . . . . there's absolutely NO truth in the rumour about a possible suspension of Operation Boriswatch - and I should know because I AM Central Command! We WILL defend this thread Right to the bitter end It's our mission and our duty For Boris, our dear friend.
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31-08-2003, 04:14 PM
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With some techie expertiese we have finaly tracked down the security breach and how some scummy hack from a gutter press got hold of some sensitive stuff.
Someone at central command was using a wireless laptop to update sensitive passwords which got scanned by the hack with a scanner he had bought. Apparently a lot of businesses and sometimes banking institutions are vulnerable to this form of attack. There was a piece in Saturday's Evening Chronicle here in Newcastle. After seeing this and a quick word to central command the whole thing is cleared up. The security breach was not due to small burrowing fury mammal after all. Procedures have now been tightened up and the wireless lap tops will not be available when dealing with classified material. Oh well it just goes to show, never attribute to malice what can be accounted for by sheer stupidity Maybe I can get back to my unit now ... |
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31-08-2003, 04:22 PM
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You worry me sometimes Sticks
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31-08-2003, 09:08 PM
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And if so, would that be 'cool stuff'?
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01-09-2003, 08:25 PM
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Cool stuff? Now you are talking.
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01-09-2003, 09:38 PM
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Evening, all.
Deafening silence from Sticks, so unfortunately he probably meant plain, boring ordinary stuff. Pity!
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01-09-2003, 09:47 PM
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Sorry but the Stuff was classified
Thank heavens for the D notice 
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01-09-2003, 10:26 PM
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Hi, Boris!
'Stuff' was Helen's code word to Paul in the BB2 House for 'sex' . . . . . . i.e. when I get out of here I'd like to do 'stuff' . . . . It was hilarious - everyone knew what she really meant! So when Sticks used the word stuff in his post, I just couldn't resist asking him to clarify which sort of 'stuff' he meant! Any clearer now? No? Never mind! 
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02-09-2003, 12:07 AM
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........Stowford titters uncontrolably.........
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