[Lance]

Richard: Don't go to his level
Shahbaz: Yeah,it's too high!

Best quote all series.

[BigSister]

Shabaz "Lets see how long they send me to Conventry now ohh BB some1s been in and stolen all the food"

[GlitterEyes]

Sleaze/Sezar "So who is your fave boy in the house"
Imogen "Pete"

[Aflamo]

*Dawn, enters the bedroom*
Nikki: "Emmm, I think emmm, we sould have turkey!"

[Nero]

Best one is:

Shebaz: "Im going for a walk around the garden."
Sezer: "Fall in the pool, if you can"

[MarkWaldorf]

Sezer: Spell Silk 3 times
Imogen: Silk Silk Silk
Sezer: Say Silk 3 times
Imogen: Silk Silk Silk
Sezer: What do cows drink?
Imogen: Milk
Sezer: No they drink water, they make milk
Imogen: Oh My God, A cant belive I just did that

[GlitterEyes]

Nikki about Grace "She hasn't paired off though, she has tripletted off"

[Aflamo]

Bonnie in the Diary-Room: "I'm not *******ing stupid. Do you think I was born under a *******ing Christmas Tree?"

[texbex]

lmao

Lea to Bonnie-If they boo you just tell them 2 fuk right off(soz bout swearing)
Nikki to Pete-do you not feel cooped up?
Pete-No I feel fine becuase were all together and we love each other(aww)
glyn-I`ve got a boner
(Lisa n Pete in diary room)
BB-Lisa who would you like a lap dance off?
Lisa-PETE!!
(petes face is like woah yeah woteva)

[GlitterEyes]

Grace on Ash after 2 minutes meeting her.
"That blonde one, you can imagine what she'll look like without make-up"

[GlitterEyes]

Aisleyne "So you're Bully?"

Sezer "Bonnie?"

Aisleyne "No, bullies"

[Lil-Lindz]

"I feel like a homeless tramp"

and

"me me ******ing me..."

[Lil-Lindz]

and omg

nikki: Dawn absolutely reeks of BO"

Its just hte way she said BO made me laugh!

[georgie121uk]

richard - " no nikki shes a girl, she was a boy but now shes a girl "
nikki - " o right so would you go out with her? "
richard - " no nikki beacuse she is a girl, and i like boys "
nikki - " o yea "

[Lil-Lindz]

Lol Theres been so many memorable quotes. like "omg there gonna be a fire"

[georgie121uk]

grace - only seen her 5 minutes and i already seen her fanny

[georgie121uk]

lea - there all boo'in cus they think ive got blonde hair and big boobs
pete - but you have got blonde hair and big boobs

[georgie121uk]

nikki - i hate her, i never want to see 'IT' again, i despise 'IT'
grace - have you got a problem with 'ME'?
nikki - no...its just.....
legend

[blackgloves]

Derek - "Theres more mince in that walk then in the freezer"

[Noopie]

Nikki: "I wouldn't wipe my arse with Richard or Lea, I'd rather use toilet paper"

[~!S.E.X.Y=Mikey!~]

Nikki to Sam- You can only go for gay guys you do know that right?
ha she's so funny!!

[GlitterEyes]

Glyn: Last night I was sat in here having got ready for bed. I was wearing my night clothes, how'd you say, par...per..jam

Aisleyne: Pyjamas?

Glyn: No- dressing robe.

[GlitterEyes]

Digged out this thread again because we have had plenty of good quotes lately.

Nikki :- Go on susie make a cup of hot chocolate let your hair down.
Ash:- "Listen guys, this is very important. Where's Leroy?"
Glyn:-Glyn "Well what a bunch of boring a***holes you've given me. All they are doing is drinking tea and going to bed early. This is a **** house. This is not Big Brother this is Crapland."

[xGemmax]

Nikki - 'I feel like a wilderbeast!'

[Ella]

''Diorreah on your eviction night, who needs that? everything i ate i just shat out!' Classic Nikki