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I felt sick when I first read they were dating. Why? Cos' I really liked Katy Perry. Cool, hot (contradiction lol), but sexy though sexy that kinda' hot, good singer. Then there's Russell Brand who I have always found insufferable beyond belief and a drag and just a really arrogant, thoughtless person too quick to be horrible and demeaning. Then I remember reading somehwere that Russell said Katy had made him a better person, I can't imagine it but maybe Russell Brand isn't such a jerkoff anymore. Anyway, it just really grinds my gears that Katy Perry is with that moron.