[Alpertinator]

There's Lindsay Lohan, Rosie O'Donnell or whatever her name is Roger Ebert might be but not sure also the guys in Modern Family, Tyler Durden, Tom Friendly, John Travolta, Tom Cruise, Randy Orton, Paris Hilton, oh and the Olsen twins, maybe Ben Linus, Tom Brady, Marilyn Manson, Mr. Garrison, Clint Dempsey (he lives in Fulham though but still American and gay) oh and the guys out of Deliverance.

See. Loads of American gays. And what about the fookin' porn industry? Come on California is the porn capital of the world... oh yeah and Arnold Schwarzenegger too!