[Romantic Old Bird]

She'd need somebody to stop the tape, hold her pen, mop her brow.....push her out of the way so I could have him all to myself lol

She's also be certifiably insane to take us all with her. Imagine, the scrapping, the hairpulling, the trampling, the screams for help, the statements to the police, charges of attempted indecent assault, the newspaper pictures as we are smuggled in, heads covered, to appear before the Barnet magistrates. It would not be pretty.


No, no, Lee needs to take with her one trusted companion. Someone of mature years with a calm and serene outlook on life, highly developed interpersonal skills and a keen intellect.

Someone who is an experienced counsellor, teacher and ........registered nurse! Someone who knows how to put a person at ease.............Hang on! I think I know who that person could be!

I feel I am duty-bound to put myself forward for the task. it's a dirty job, but someone has to do it!

P.S. Another heartwarming moment:

Only seen about two minutes of this, courtesy of discolady (all hail). It's Paul and Helen, lying together on her bed on the last Wednesday following the 'sleepwalking' incident.

They are face to face, 1/2 an inch apart, and he has his arms around her. He moves his arm, and they just stare into each others eyes for a minute. Then he says (predictably) 'This is not cool is it?' looking behind him to make sure no-one is around and then unable to pull himself away or stop staring into her eyes, turns back and says 'How do we keep on getting ourselves into trouble like this?'

Big AAAAHHH everyone!