[Lance]

Anyone read Ally Ross' column in The Sun every Thursday?

All he does is ridicule TV shows but he is absolutely hilarious. When BB is on I have to make sure I read it every week. It's great.

He's really sarcastic and witty and very cleverly writes all his articles.

If you're not a fan of The Sun, it's almost worth picking up on a Thursday just to read this guy.

This week's BB bit:

"Over at C4's Silicone Valley, bone-domed Mikey finally stumbles upon the truth as he finally says goodbye to his Grace horse with the words: 'It's all panto out there, babe.'

All panto. Followed by six months atking late-night phone calls on the Fantasty Channel mattress. And a guest slot on the Mint.

Well, either that or Grace returns to her previous job, life-modelling for the Lady Campanula Tottington figure for the Wallace & Gromit movies.

Yes. It's BB VII. A series that deserves to go nowhere. And IS going nowhere.

Though, I can report, this week, pumpkin-jugged Lea has hit the menopause. Welsh/Kazakhstani teenager Glyn has been driven to new sexual peaks by Aisleyne (or Big Brother's sheep alarm.) And tortoise-faced Nikki, who's not nearly as endearing as C4 thinks she is, has sensationally announced she's "very cold".

So here's hoping someone throws her an electric fire next time she's in that bath."

Ally Ross - www.thesun.co.uk

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Classic.

[Tanser_Man]

Lol, I’ve read a few of his articles.

He certainly is very witty!

[blackgloves]

Ally Ross is a complete areshole, i hate him, why not give shows constructive critism- is their any shows he actually likes? Its always things you hate the most that you end up talking about the most. I bet hes sit there glued to his seat every night to watch Big Brother, he should go and get a proper job, along with the likes of Polly Hudson, Richard Arnold, Ian Hoyland ect - WE will decided weather WE should watch it, not some jumped up twirp who thinks they know it all - reading through the TV Mag and relaying it on tv/newspaper doesnt make you an expert

- Sorry rant over, but yeah i can see the humour

[Lance]

Originally posted by blackgloves
Ally Ross is a complete areshole, i hate him, why not give shows constructive critism- is their any shows he actually likes? Its always things you hate the most that you end up talking about the most. I bet hes sit there glued to his seat every night to watch Big Brother, he should go and get a proper job, along with the likes of Polly Hudson, Richard Arnold, Ian Hoyland ect - WE will decided weather WE should watch it, not some jumped up twirp who thinks they know it all - reading through the TV Mag and relaying it on tv/newspaper doesnt make you an expert

- Sorry rant over, but yeah i can see the humour

He was actually, surprisingly, rather positive about last year's show.

[stoney12]

Yeah well lasts year show was worth being positive about.....this year is just dull,dull,dull.....another eviction night and I just can't be bothered to watch lisa predictabley getting booted out just as every eviction this year as been predictable.

Ally Ross is correct in his observation ,the twists are few and far between and when they happen are useless ,the production company as locked the doors and gone to the world cup I think.Even big mouth has got tedious as Russ revels in some new found sexuaility.