[rachb]

I'm quite late today but ready for the nightshift!!

[Mairi]

Do you think there will be any goldfish in the BB house this year?

[Kaz]

Evening, Sergeant Rachb.

Glad you're here for the nightshift.

You just never know when Boris might come along, so we have to be vigilant night and day!



The mission never sleeps. Carry on!

[splodge0]

"Good Morning Campers" to paraphrase an old topic of mine. Glad to see you back Stowford. Don't leave it so long next time



The thread is safe again, chaps

[Boris]

But NOT now....
T
he motorway is closed
No one going anywhere,
So I turned back,
Now got time to spare.


Will try again in an hour or so
And hope it will be GO GO GO !

In the meantime
ATTENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTION

[kaphc]

Boris, I think you nearly caught everyone out by posting this early in the morning.

But never fear, cos I am here to save you from being last.

And hope your journey is better when you set out next time. Can't we send out a few tanks to flatten the traffic??????

[Boris]

Now there's a thougth !!!

Maybe a helicopter instead to bypass it, don't want to hurt anyone !

[Romantic Old Bird]

Morning everyone!


Wait and watch, it's pretty!

[Amy]

Morning all
Just 15 days till BB4

[Kaz]

Afternoon all.

Good work this morning, Kaphc, and an excellent idea about sending out a tank to clear the road for Boris.



There she goes!

Afternoon shift alert and ready.

[kaphc]

Oh but that means you're last now Kaz, can't have that!

So here's a pic of me flying along clearing the roads for Boris!

[Kaz]

Very kind of you, Kaphc - but I'm allowed to be last!

That's exactly what my mission is - to save Boris from being the last to post by doing the honour myself . . . . . . . . . eventually.

[kaphc]

I know but I think there are two missions going on here.

One to stop Boris being last, and one to stop you being last.

[Kaz]

Oh, surely not, Kaphc!



I'm sure you must be mistaken.

[splodge0]

Originally posted by Romantic Old Bird
Morning everyone!


Wait and watch, it's pretty!

RoB. you'll be glad to know it is now my fullsized decktop wallpaper, ANIMATED TOO

THANK YOU!!!

[BigSister]

im here now

[Boris]

The Troops will soon be mustered,
The Shifts are changing soon,
Will al be done and dusted
By the rising of the moon.

Hello everybody. Just called in to see how things ar e around here.

Yhat good ....well ...carry on ...

[splodge0]

We're watching you................

[Boris]

Oh are you now...........

[Amy]

YES!!!

[Romantic Old Bird]

OK thought for the evening for the more mature amongst us:

Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D.
- Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests:

I need to wash my car. As I start toward the garage, I notice that
there is some post on the hall table. I decide to go through the letters
before washing the car. I put my car keys down on the table, put the
junk mail in the bin under the table, and notice that the bin
is full.

So, I decide to put the bills back on the table to take out the rubbish first. But then I say to myself, since I'm going to be near the
postbox when I take out the rubbish anyway, I might as well pay my bills first. I take my cheque book off the table, and see that there
is only one cheque left. My new cheque book is in my desk in the study,
so I go to my desk where I find a bottle of coke that I had been
drinking.

I'm about to look for my cheques, but first I need to push the coke
aside so that I wouldn't accidentally knock it over. I notice that the
coke is getting warm, so I decide that I should put it in the
refrigerator to keep it cold. I head towards the kitchen with the
coke. A vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye - they needed to
be watered.

As I put the coke down on the worktop, I notice my reading glasses
which I've been searching for all morning. I decide I had better take
them back to my desk, but first I must water the flowers. I put the
glasses back down on the worktop, fill a container with water when
suddenly I spot the TV remote control. Someone had left it on the kitchen
table. I realise that tonight, when we go to watch TV, we will be
looking for the remote, but nobody will remember that it's on the
kitchen table, so I decide to take it back to the living room where it
belongs, but first I must water the flowers. I splash some water on
the flowers, but most of it spills on the floor. So, I put the remote
back down on the table, to get some towels to wipe up the spill.

Then I head down the hall trying to remember why I'm going that way
and what I was planning to do.

Now, it's the end of the day; the car isn't washed, the bills aren't
paid, there is a warm bottle of coke sitting on the counter, the
flowers aren't watered, there is still only one cheque in my cheque
book, I can't find the remote, I can't find my glasses, and I don't
remember what I did with the car keys.

I try to work out why nothing got done today. I'm really baffled
because I know I was busy all day long and now I'm really tired. I
realise this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for
it, but first I'll check my e-mail.

the first one reads: 'Do me a favour, will you? Forward
this message to everyone you know, because I don't remember to whom it
has been sent.'

PS Subject: Thought for the Week...but different

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on
Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2020, there should be a large
elderly population with perky boobs and carnal urges and absolutely
no recollection of what to do about it.

[Mairi]

Oops, I think I'm showing early signs of Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder too, ROB!!!

[Kaz]

Very funny, ROB - sounds like a normal day for me!

Evening, night shift - ready and alert for Boriswatch, are we?

[rachb]

here again for the nightshift

[Boris]

Well done all ,
keep it up