[Romantic Old Bird]

Poor old Maggie - trouble is
She really hasn't slept
And like the trooper that she is
A watch on here she's kept

So well done faithful friend
Now you can go and have a rest
For I am here a hand to lend
So put me to the test!

Now what's all this I hear about
Two ladies on the town?
Are Floss and Bunty, strong and stout
About to let us down?

Everything they do we know
Has very best intentions
But when the sherry's in full flow
It mars their interventions

They have been known to terrorize
Poor young and winsome chaps
The sherry seems to neutralise
Their morals, and they lapse

Perhaps more accurately they fall-
They plummet from good grace
Their inhibitions go and all
Their standards they debase

They want a man, and they won't wait
They'll fight, they'll cheat, they'll maim
So lock your doors, avoid your fate
Or you'll never be the same.......