[lostalex]

THE greatest moment in BBUK history was when Darnell and Mo were playing baseball in the backyard, and Rex was watching, and Mikey was in the pool....

Let me set the moment...

Quiet English summer day. Unusually warm and sunny, so our poor little Mikey decides to take a dip in the pool. Oh he can't see the glorious sunshine, but he can feel the golden rays on his flabby porcelain skin. He's enjoying the refreshing cool water, without a care in the world.

about 10 meter's away is his fellow housemate Darnell, who is holding a ball, made out of socks and whatever else they could scrounge up to mimic the shape, size, and general properties of a baseball.

10 yards in front of Darnell is Mo, holding a stick, doing his best impression of a Baseball player, in both his stance, and his intensity.

The mood is light hearted, some casual banter going back and forth between Darnell and MO, challenging eachothers man hood. Can Darnell throw the ball quick enuf to elude Mo's bat? Can Mo muster the concentration to connect with the ball, and send it flying for a home run?

In the backround, Rex observes, as he usually does. Not willing to partcipate in eigther the swimming, or the ball game, but secretly enchanted by watching his housemates enjoy themselves...

Darnell throws the ball straight and fast at Mo, Mo swings widly but with purpose and CONNECTS!

And the ball SLAMS INTO POOR BLIND MIKEY'S HEAD AT AN INCREDIBLE VELOCITY AND WITH THE FORCE OF ATLEAST HALF A HERD OF ELEPEHANTS.


MIKEY SCREAMS "WTF!, WHO DID THAT!" the rage in his voice is palpable. He turns his head left and right, as if for a split second, the sheer frustration of it all restored his sight for a moment.

Mo apologizes.

Rex smirks.



GREATEST BB MOMENT EVER.