[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

dose Iceland make you want to i-scream ?

let the Joe take you to a place where you will shiver,
because if its not the ice, bad customer service they will deliver.
first of all the main products are pukka,
because anyone who pays more then 68p for sugar, they are a sucker.
the deals and special offers are the draw,
but there own fresh meat i would never score.
just like there own brand names i am not to keen,
but over all the store is generally OK and clean.
now the let down and its from the front line,
because what ever Iceland offer, there staff take away there shine.
i get to the till with a Que that's a mile,
and when i get served the service is vile.
chatting over her shoulder, the young cashier don't give a dam,
as fast as ever whacking my shopping through with a slam.
takes my money and starts serving,
the gentleman behind me shopping i am now swerving.
Iceland do yourself a favour, correct staff employ,
just then your business you might not destroy.
instead of letting ques build, have the 4 tills in operation,
your business will improve, and i will get better cooperation.
Iceland its for your own good and your business will be a dream,
the nest time the Joe is in Iceland i hope o do not have to I-scream.


(hello everyone on tibb message board < this is how the joe can make use of big brother in my poem tittle ? anyone no what i am chatting about ? let me give you a hint - he fell in love with a girl called norieen. ok hint 2. his name was shree ok hint 3. he done a task called i scream you scream can i take you order please lol dose anyone no what the joe is chatting about lol I GIVE UP lol

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

*slashes wrists*

[GypsyGoth]

Smithy is in Iceland.

[Harry!]

No.

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

ok the joe is now going to give you a brain teaser ? and who ever correctly names this person gets Ł100000000000000 lol

who is the person from big brother that had to say "i scream - you scream , we all scream, can i take your order please ?" for a task in big brother ?

putting your thinking caps on lol

[GypsyGoth]

Sree?

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

gypsygoth > you are the best and so quick well done

[GypsyGoth]

WooHoooo

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

cheque in post lol

[GypsyGoth]

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

gypsy > did you like this guy shree ? he drove me nuts with his obsession ?