[Suze]

BB 11 started off with such hope
A great show with plenty of scope
But as usual the bosses couldn't leave be
And favouritism we started to see
And Pej said BB was just a soap

[Suze]

Lord Ben is just so witty and divine
To Shabby, Laura, and Sunshine , said 'Come Dine',
Sunshine dined on crisp butties, pizza too,
As at dinner parties you do
And they finished the meal off with fine wine

[Pyramid*]

Shabby by name and by nature
I just couldn't take to this creature
Bad tempered and rude
With profanities - oh so rude
A horrid and hypocrital preacher.

[Suze]

BB 11 had acquired a beady little mole
Who had to live in a dirty little hole
His aim was to stir, not get caught
which he did without too much fault
deviousness seemed second nature to that mole

Trouble is the mole didn't know when to stop
And would also quite often throw a strop
If his way he didn't get
He wanted to be BBs pet
And would strip off his fur at the slightest hat drop

[Pyramid*]

Originally Posted by Suze

BB 11 had acquired a beady little mole
Who had to live in a dirty little hole
His aim was to stir, not get caught
which he did without too much fault
deviousness seemed second nature to that mole

Trouble is the mole didn't know when to stop
And would also quite often throw a strop
If his way he didn't get
He wanted to be BBs pet
And would strip off his fur at the slightest hat drop

*Doffs hat and curtesys*

[Ultra Violet]

Originally Posted by Suze

BB 11 had acquired a beady little mole
Who had to live in a dirty little hole
His aim was to stir, not get caught
which he did without too much fault
deviousness seemed second nature to that mole

Trouble is the mole didn't know when to stop
And would also quite often throw a strop
If his way he didn't get
He wanted to be BBs pet
And would strip off his fur at the slightest hat drop

When is the Poet Laureate job coming up again ... ?

Can we throw you into the mix ... ?