[killerqueen]

My lord I offer my services, what ever you wish shall be done

[Ella]

Originally posted by Sparacus
The time is right. I am here. There is no need to bow, please refrain from this.

I am sorry me lord, i shall be a loyal servant to Adam and train his thrusting army

[Sparacus]

His army doth thrust. The training camps are the borads of Moopy, where thrusting doth occur most frequently.

[Sparacus]

I meant board, not borad. Silly moi.

[Ella]

Yes yes indeed my master, tell me what to do and i shall do it, anything to make Adam better known

[killerqueen]

you cannot err my emperor for you are far more vibrant and thrusting than any of your acolytes

[Sparacus]

Originally posted by Elz_Belz
Yes yes indeed my master, tell me what to do and i shall do it, anything to make Adam better known

Your task is to scale Big Ben and drape a 20 by 30 foot banner showing Adam's smoothe chest from the clocktower. Watch out for spaceship damage while you're up there, mind... These fellows will monitor your progress.

Hail Adam!

[Ella]

Yes i will do that for Adam fans worldwide!
His army will keep an eye out for any unwanted protesters

[killerqueen]

At least it will give us a vertical base to work from, shall the music of Glenn Miller be played?

[Sparacus]

Negative. I Breathe Again by none other than Adam will be played on loudspeakers across London.

[killerqueen]

As you wish my lord

[Ella]

Yes we will hear the soothing voice of Adam as we work on the task in hand!

[Sparacus]

Yes, there are some things I work with my hand whilst listening to Adam. Fnarr Fnarr.

[Ella]

[killerqueen]

Pottery has always been important to you my lord

[Sparacus]

I meant housework, woman! Goodness, you have a dirty mind!

[Ella]

I am young please refrain from talking about your erm hmmm and what you do with your erm hmmm

[killerqueen]

Pottery is a fair and honest craft.

[Sparacus]

Pottery is an exciting and thrusting handicraft. I believe the spread of this message is nigh on important, almost as important as the Message of Rickitt.

[killerqueen]

Indeed my lord, working with something so soft and maliable, and through endevour, turning it into something hard and lasting takes great mastery.

[Sparacus]

I echo the above sentiment.

[killerqueen]

with great intent I do so myself. My lord it is with deepest regret I must report to you that I am not a woman. If only it were otherwise...

[Sparacus]

I am confused, disturbed and alarmed in roughly that order.

[killerqueen]

Do not feel roughly in any order on my behalf my lord...

[Z]

Well if he's entering the Big Brother house then may I make a request that this is moved to the appropriate board? I don't particularly like seeing this idiot of a man having a 55 page topic dedicated to him on a decent board.