[Ammi]

Originally Posted by XmasTurtle

The evil Ogre!

Down he fell onto the ground, while an amazed Lucy, twins and Arista stood watching. She looked at them then walked off into the darkness.

'Well', said Arista breaking the silence, 'lets continue on our journey to Happyland to find Novo the Great Warrior and Kazanne. They will help us locate Iceman.

He turned to the twins and knew that they would be coming on this little quest. 'Right if you two are joining us, no talk of Cher or fat people please'.

He then turned back to Lucy. 'You ready to continue' he asked in a calming voice.

'I am, I have to do this, or else I fear Vicky and Turtle will ruin Christmas forever' she replied, not quite sure if she believed that she had the courage to do this.

'Right then we go through here', Arista was now pointing to a huge Ivy ball tree, and what appeared to be a door...

.........but in fact it was not at door at all, but Malza's Magic Carpet
'Hop on' boomed Thomas C, Ogre of the Ivy Balls Forest 'I give you this carpet in return for bringing me a new pet, Scott, this carpet will carry you safely to Happyland'
Lucy, Arista and the twins jumped onto the carpet and were instantly transported up into the snow clouds and across the skies.
'Omgzz' screeched Stacey and Jordan in unison
'Life in the fast lane' said Arista
In no time at all they arrived at the outskirts of the city of Happyland.........

[Ammi]

'Look' said Lucy, 'there's a light coming from that stable'
she pointed over to a small stable where a light was burning brightly.
'You three go' said Arista 'I will go to the city and get some provisions from Asda Walmart, they have some very good things there, happy days' and off he went.
Lucy and the twins walked towards the stable. As they got near they heard the sound of arguing coming from inside.
'I wonder who is in there' whispered Lucy................

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by Tinseltoes

'Look' said Lucy, 'there's a light coming from that stable'
she pointed over to a small stable where a light was burning brightly.
'You three go' said Arista 'I will go to the city and get some provisions from Asda Walmart, they have some very good things there, happy days' and off he went.
Lucy and the twins walked towards the stable. As they got near they heard the sound of arguing coming from inside.
'I wonder who is in there' whispered Lucy................

The peered through the stable doors and could see what appeared to be a Donkey shouting at someone. The twins started chuckling at the site.

'WHO IS THERE' the donkey suddenly shouted, making Lucy and the twins step back in suprise.

Lucy decided to open the barn door and enter. 'He-he-Hello' she spoke nervously, 'We didn't mean to pry, but we are on a quest to save Christmas'. The twins nervously stood behind Lucy waiting to see what would happen.

The Donkey looked at them with a smile, then he looked up behind them. They turned and saw that there was a floating pixie. 'See I told you it was true! It's them, here to save Christmas'. the Donkey said this in such a sarcstic way Lucy and the twins couldn't help but let out a small grin.

'Let me introduce ourselves' continued the donkey, 'I'm Rhino, silly name for a donkey I know, but that's my name and that there above you is Pixie Scott'...

[Ammi]

'We are looking for the wise wizard, Kazanne' said Lucy 'Do you know where she is'
Donkey Rhino looked agitated 'Well we're a bit busy here at the moment' he said 'Maybe you three could help us with a problem'
Lucy and the twins followed Donkey Rhino into the stable. Lucy looked aound and in the corner there where two people, one of which, a beautiful green elfin creature, was quite obviously very heavily pregnant.
'Hi' said the pregnant elf 'I am Ninglebells, and this is my husband Captain Remy'
'Hello' said Lucy
'We have been trying to decide what to call our baby' said Ninglebells
'Call it Cher' screamed Jordan
'And starve it, so it is a size zero' Stacey joined in excitedly.
Ninglebells looked at the twins scornfully. 'I was thinking of something more sophisticated' she said 'like say Jesus Christ'
'Meh' snorted Captain Remy 'thats a stupid name, it reminds me of a couple of Irish twits prancing about with six foot quiffs'
'I love Irish things' said Ninglebells dreamily
'What about Zeesus' said Remy 'I like the idea of Baby Zeesus'
Suddenly they where all aware of a someone else entering the stable............

[Z]

The door led to Perez Hilton's computer! arista wrote a bitchy blog post about Tyra Banks. Then...

[Miss Ivy Balls]

Originally Posted by Baby Zeesus

The door led to Perez Hilton's computer! arista wrote a bitchy blog post about Tyra Banks. Then...

( STOP RUINING THE STORY!!! )

[Shaun]

Tyra Banks found out about it, and joined TiBB. She posted in Meet the Members once, where Stacey claimed she didn't exist. Tyra called Stacey a "disgusting little bitch" and told her to "learn from this".

She then logged off and never returned.

[Z]

Angelica Bell moans on the throne when she's all alone. What did Michael Ballack think of this?

[Shaun]

Nothing, he was paraplegic.

So Andrea Turner fell down the stairs.

[Z]

Felipe Massa, fortunately, was driving through her house and caught her as she fell, saving her from certain death. Andrea and Felipe drove for miles but got stuck in traffic behind Vanessa Carlton's piano and *mazedsalv**. Suddenly, Jordan. yawned

[Shaun]

He was bored because he'd just watched the entire second season of 'Primeval', only with a bucket of salted popcorn and Richard Madeley for company. He decided to jump in the car with Felipe and Andrea, only for MeMyselfandI to copy his decision and tag along.

They crashed into the Thames.

[Z]

Luckily, a miracle occurred (ohay Jesus!) and the Thames parted like the Red Sea (ohay Moses!) so they all survived! Then a shark ate Andrea Turner. Felipe, MM&I and Jordan hurriedly drove to the other side of the parted Thames river and scrambled up the ladder. They grabbed a taxi to Bermondsey, and met up with Mariella Frostrup, who provided them with gold, myrrh and RED HOT SEX. Mariella literally did anything they asked her to, but things took a turn for the worse when Jordan asked for...

[Shaun]

frankincense.

"Hahahahaha why do you want a robotic monster created by Mary Shelley?" MeMyselfandI chortled, before she was rudely interrupted by a low-flying bald eagle, who tore Felipe's head off.

Mariella looked around in a panic - she chose to run after...

[Shaun]

frankincense.

"Hahahahaha why do you want a robotic monster created by Mary Shelley?" MeMyselfandI chortled, before she was rudely interrupted by a low-flying bald eagle, who tore Felipe's head off.

Mariella looked around in a panic - she chose to run after...

[Z]

Mel C. Mariella and Mel C rushed back to Mel's place and had wild lesbian sex. Unfortunately, they were interrupted by...

[Shaun]

a gazelle dressed up as Alice Cooper/Alice Cooper dressed up as a gazelle - Mel C wasn't sure but she didn't let the confusion stop her from recarpeting Mariella's walls.

Meanwhile, Jordan and MeMyselfandI were hitchhiking for a lift back to Chat and Games when a very generous ukturtle pulled over...

[Z]

To laugh at them. He drove off without looking back at them. The miserable pair kept walking towards C&G. They eventually reached the Sports section, where a kindly looking 30stone ushered them in for a place to stay. They looked relieved and fell asleep shortly. When they woke, they realised they were prisoners of the Sports board...

[Shaun]

"Quick, wake up!" Jordan nudged MMAI, and directed his attention to alc09 and bbfan1991 doing bench presses.
"We have to get out, I need to criticise Shaun's music taste!" MMAI whined, before he was punched in the face by bigsister's Football Fantasy League users.

"HAHAHAHAHAHA" 30stone's disembodied voice boomed, "YOU'RE MY PRISONERS. [REASON WHY HERE]."
"Oh my god, he's talking in square brackets, how vile" Jordan ed, before pressing a button on his watch that sent a radar signal to Stacey., Jack_ and, unfathomably, Sylvester Stallone...

[Z]

Sylvester, Stacey and Jack swooped down across TiBB on the back of a magnificent carrier pigeon that went by the name of Dezzy. The three bid it adieu before parachuting down onto TiBB. A strong wind became problematic! Stacey was blown into the Films, DVD and Video Games board, leaving Jack and Sylvester to tackle the onslaught in the Sports board. A vicious fight ensued; Jack defeated MissKittyFantastico in a brutal fight, and Sylvester broke Novo's nose. Finally, they rescued Jordan and MM&I, and scrambled back out of the Sports board. They reached the Music board, wearing festive Santa hats, at which point MM&I said his goodbyes, he/she entered the Music board on his trusty steed Leona's back (he has a horse called Leona because he's such a fan of Leona Lewis, what of it?) to track down Shaun. Jordan and Sylvester Stallone, meanwhile...

[Shaun]

were dead, because of a fire started by the friction between Vicky. and setanta.

Mariah Carey...

[Shaun]

were dead, because of a fire started by the friction between Vicky. and setanta.

Mariah Carey...

[Benjamin]

Started to sing.


Luckily The Mole put out Mariah carey and the fire but it left severe damage to the Serious debates section...

[Miss Ivy Balls]

There is nothing Christmassy about this any more, just two plonkas who have ruined a lovely thread.

[lily.]

Originally Posted by Miss Ivy Balls

( STOP RUINING THE STORY!!! )

Originally Posted by Miss Ivy Balls

There is nothing Christmassy about this any more, just two plonkas who have ruined a lovely thread.

How was it Christmassy in the first place, when you started it with a strap-on.. ?

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by lily.

How was it Christmassy in the first place, when you started it with a strap-on.. ?

Do you not have a christmas tree shaped strap on?

You disappoint me.