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Tajazzle Promises To Give Your Vagina The Confidence It Needs

By now, anyone who keeps up with the latest technologies in vagina accessorizing has heard about Vajazzling, emblazoning your mons pubis with the finest of Swarovski crystals. But have you heard of “Tajazzle”? A mysterious infomercial has popped up online about “Tajazzling,” and while it takes a good 7 minutes to get to the point, they swear it will make you feel more “confident” knowing you look, smell, and (NC-17 word, prepare yourselves) taste as good as can be. “From Pretty Woman to Glamorous Goddess” seems to be the running thing, despite the fact that 99 percent of the people in the ad are on disability for not being mentally whole.

'the ultimate in personal confidence!'

Youtube video

might be worth buying if the man in the commercial comes as part of the deal though