[peachy]

As Kaz has said Sticks, Bert is safe and sound! He asked us to hide him, he said that he was fed up with doing your dirty work! Sorry Sticks but Bert felt used! The only trouble is we now would rather like him to return home to you and Ernie. He's eating us out of house and home, but he just won't leave. He says if it's a choice between living on the PI bus with us TIBB babes or returning home to Newcastle to live in the shed at the bottom of your garden, he's staying with us. So, Sticks please come and get him. As for the drink, since he left your teetotal establishment, he's taken to it in a BIG way. Help, Sticks, from now on Bert is yours, all yours.