[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

handbag hero or is Ann timson worth zero ?

i love her and send my praise,
if more were like her, maybe some bad we can erase.
was it have a go hero or in-stink,
its all on film, her glamour can not shrink.
the Modesty i do truly adore,
that's why its a Joe top score.
i want Ann to have publicity and shine,
because her actions even thief's can not decline.
you go girl, we need you as head of security,
and while your in charge, safer will be our community.
no more grab and snatch in Northampton,
with a old lady on every corner from Scotland to Southampton.
Ann timson you are now a true hero,
your credibility and self image will never be zero.
i have to end on a funny note, don't loose your rag,
Ann you are a strong lady, but what have you got in your bag ?


(after eamon holmes i want ann to marry me lol anyone else credit her or was she stupid for doing this ? anyone praise her like me ?)

[Angus]

Lol Joe the image you've put in my mind
of an army of old dears saving mankind
on their zimmer frames they'll chase the thugs
whilst the police stand around like useless mugs
grown men will quake in their size 12 shoes
and think twice about robbing me and you
for who knows when from an alley will jump
a kung fu granny to land a good thump.

Seriously though, all credit to her - those guys must have wondered what hit them

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

hi angus58 - wicked points in your loverly poem and it was a pleasure to read and really made the joe chuckle.

to your last point about woundered what had hit them - i just think the shock of a old lady hitting them done more then a police car driving by - they just would have been so DONT NO WHAT TO DO it was so funny but all repect to her and it shows this lady ann shows no fear. angus58 have a good day mate.

[sooty]

Originally Posted by angus58

Lol Joe the image you've put in my mind
of an army of old dears saving mankind
on their zimmer frames they'll chase the thugs
whilst the police stand around like useless mugs
grown men will quake in their size 12 shoes
and think twice about robbing me and you
for who knows when from an alley will jump
a kung fu granny to land a good thump.

Seriously though, all credit to her - those guys must have wondered what hit them

kung fu granny

I wonder the reason we do not see her more is because of her own safety ?