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> There's an Englishman, Irishman & a Scotsman all talking about their
> teenage daughters.
>
> The Englishman says "I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day &
I

> found a packet of cigarettes. I was really shocked as I didn't even
know

> she smokes".
>
> The Scotsman says "That's nothing. I was cleaning my daughter's room
the

> other day when I came across a half full bottle of Vodka. I was really
> shocked as I didn't even know she drank."
>
> With that the Irishman says "Both of you have got nothing to worry
about.
> I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day when I found packet of
> condoms. I was really shocked.
> I didn't even know she had a willy."