[Shaun]

Again, Eoin immediately realised the name of the game.

"But we already have a pacman game!" he moaned, since this was one of the few existing arcade games he hadn't mastered.
"No. This is a New Game, young Eoin Spunk." arista echoed, as Eoin shrugged off his increasing use of semen references. "You might recognise our Scott, Jizz Tits."
Eoin shuddered and realised the little yellow pacman had been replaced with an avatar of a fierce black girl. He immediately got to work, pushing right, up, left and down as Scott went around devouring threads with .gifs.

Eoin was beginning to think this was all a bit easy when some invisible mods appeared out of a little box and started chasing him. Scott began to panic and threw out a couple of duplicate .gifs which lost him some credibility on TiBB.

A fanclub however was setup on the website, where 309 Brazilian members cited him as an inspiration to live their flamboyant lifestyle, swiftly forgetting about Lady GaGa.

The moderators were quickly honing in on Scott, who was loitering around the bottom right corner, when he suddenly devoured an entire sub-forum. The moderators panicked and ran away, all blaming each other for their lack of efficiency and Mark the admin for not giving them enough training. Scott caught up with Niamh and ate her husband's photographs in her purse, causing her to disintegrate into a pair of eyes and run back home to make sure he hadn't been molested.

The mods soon regained control however and resumed their chace. Scott twisted and turned throughout the forum and used a number of tricks to escape detection. He was just turning another corner when he saw a shirtless picture of a hot gay guy ahead (yes this is my equivalent of the fruit). He sped up and took it in his stride, leaving behind a sticky translucent residue that Dezzy got caught up in.

Eoin was temporarily distracted by arista's voice.
"You must Get to 5000 Threads to Win this,
Manjuice Irishman."

He ignored the lech and made Scott navigate towards more naked gay pictures to boost his score. He was soon at 4000 when he tried to take the shortcut from right to left, only to find Kaz hurtling towards him. He turned back and there was Zee, conjuring a ban. He was trapped, and instantly lost a life.

"Ha. Ha!" arista teased, as Eoin resumed on his last life - he only had 300 more threads to eat up. And he did so. Easily. Because this game is actually really fucking boring to write about. I'm not sure why I picked it. Anyway, stay tuned because Round 3 is about TRON. Yay!