[Omah]

but keeps it under wraps

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...#ixzz1L8ict8se

The glamour model, 32, opted to have another etching added to her inner left arm - alongside her older designs of a crown and her daughter's name 'Princess'.

Price also had her first husband Peter Andre's Christian name above the crown, but had a cross tattooed on top of it in soon after they split in 2009.

This time next year - LeaXdro .....

[Omah]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...e-Leandro.html

Jordan - aka Katie Price - went to South America with Leandro last month so he could show her around his home town - and meet his folks.

The trip sparked rumours the pair - who only met at Elton John's Oscar party in Los Angeles in February - were planning to get hitched. That would not be too much of a surprise given the glamour girl's serial marrying habit. But during the trip, she admitted her feelings for Leandro were not as strong as the lovey-dovey pictures she has been posting on Twitter would have fans believe.

She said: "I'm not in love with the guy, only early days. I'm keeping my options open. I'm independent, I don't rely on anyone. It's hard for a man, they need to gain my respect. I like to test and see how far I can go. Leo bosses me about all the time."

And she confessed the trip to Argentina knocked her confidence as she was forced to compete with a stream of gorgeous-looking women. She moaned: "I don't like Argentinian girls, they are too pretty."

Quelle surprise .....

[Omah]

as she bids adios to Argentina and Leandro

She's jumped out of a plane, gone sailing for flamingos, enjoyed a day at the polo and added another tattoo to her collection.

But all good things must come to an end, as Katie Price found as she said goodbye to Argentina - and her toyboy lover- and headed back home to the UK.

The glamour model was snapped arriving at Heathrow airport last night, after jetting in from her holiday in South America.

Leaving boyfriend Leandro Penna behind, Katie - and her stack of luggage - arrived in London and immediately headed off to her Surrey mansion.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...#ixzz1LHNz5ES0

[Suze]

Very strange Has he ditched her already? Her slight backtracking there on not loving him after all the lovey doveyness seems weird.

[arista]

Does Jordan have Any Freaking Talent?

[Omah]

Originally Posted by Suze

Very strange Has he ditched her already? Her slight backtracking there on not loving him after all the lovey doveyness seems weird.

The whole Penna "episode" has been weird, bearing in mind the major language and culture (to say nothing of age ) differences .....

Still, it's all grist to the mill for Pwicey .....

[Omah]

Originally Posted by arista

Does Jordan have Any Freaking Talent?

Of course not .....

But she has a natural genius for taking money from mugs .....

[joeysteele]

What a total waste of space Katie Price is. She just sinks lower and lower, however she's raking in the cash so I guess she is the one laughing.

[Omah]

http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/celebri...dding-plans/1/

Katie's emotional about-turn came after both she and Leandro, 25, were involved in a near-fatal car crash.

According to a close friend, the superstitious glamour girl (yes, really!) took this as a sign that Leandro, whose quick reactions saved the couple from further harm, was 'the one'.

Katie's not known for mucking about when it comes to her love life and she's found the church that'll play a part in wedding No 3.

'Jordan attended the Easter Sunday church service held on the grounds of the Estancia San Pedro Viejo hotel she and Leandro stayed at in Córdoba, Argentina,' says our exclusive insider.

'And she thinks it's the perfect venue for the blessing after the top secret UK service she has in mind.'

..... Frankly, I don't believe it - but then I seek the credible, not the INcredible; anything can happen in Jordanworld .....

[Omah]

http://celebrity.aol.co.uk/2011/05/0...leandro-penna/

Just yesterday, Katie said on her reality show that it was "early days" in the relationship and that she was "keeping her options open".

Today, all that has changed.

After tuning in to watch herself on TV, Katie tweeted: "At least I can admit now I'm in love with leo and had been for along time but didn't want to say - woo" (sic).

Frankly, it's hard to believe he's still putting up with Jordan.

Wonders will never cease... and neither, apparently, will Katie's thinly-veiled attempts to get a few more column inches out of the affair.

[Omah]

http://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/hea...h_dead_wrong_/

A TV show including model Katie Price has been criticised for holding a seance in a Great Tew church.

The seance took place at St Michael and All Angels, in New Road, as part of the TV show Ghosthunting with Katie, Alex and Friends. But church leaders said the programme makers, Antix Productions, did not get permission to try to contact the dead in the building. Antix Productions said it had permission and did not desecrate the church, but apologised if it caused upset.

The Ven Julian Hubbard, Archdeacon of Oxford, said: “The event was entirely inappropriate for a church, and the filming took place without the necessary permission from the church authorities.”

The show was spotted by the Rev Bernard Rumbold, vicar of St Michael and All Angels, who made the complaint. He said: “It was quite a shock to me and to many people in the village, and it is certainly a rather blasphemous and sacrilegious thing to do.”

Katie Price, her former husband Alex Reid and their friends took part in the show, along with presenter Yvette Fielding. The show was aired on ITV2 last August.

tut, tut .....

[Jordan.]

Aired last August and its only just been criticised now

Talk about dragging something up.

[Omah]

Originally Posted by Jordan.

Aired last August and its only just been criticised now

Talk about dragging something up.

Perhaps Rev Bernard Rumbold, vicar of St Michael and All Angels, is not a Pricey fan and only became aware of the program recently, maybe from a parishioner who recorded it .....

[Jordan.]

Nobody cares about Rev Bernard Rumbold

[Omah]

Originally Posted by Jordan.

Nobody cares about Rev Bernard Rumbold

God does .....

[Omah]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...=feeds-newsxml

As she clutched her novel for a photocall Katie, who has been married twice, showed off a huge ring on her engagement finger.

But while she has only known Leandro for a matter of months she appeared to enjoy playing up the camera's with the rock and ensured she held her book in her left hand to get the ring in shot.

But while she was happy to flash the rock she kept her latest body art hidden and was sporting a bandage around her left wrist.

Katie opted to have the etching added to her inner left arm - alongside her older designs of a crown and her daughter's name 'Princess' while she was in South America.

The glamour model used to have the tattoo of the word Pete in the same area surrounded by hearts but shortly after they split she was seen with his name crossed out.

Can Penna speak enough English yet to "pop the question" ?

[Marsh.]

Katie Price flashes ring

Some things never change...

[Omah]

http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/celebri...andro-penna/1/

Despite two disastrous marriages behind her, Katie Price, bless her, is still searching for her fairytale.

And as her divorce from Alex Reid is finalised, there's nothing stopping her from getting married again to lover Leandro Penna, 25.

Katie, 32, wants Michelle Heaton and her sister Sophie as bridesmaids this time and she'lll take inspiration from Kate Middleton's wedding dress before adding a ‘Pricey' twist to it.

That'll be double-lowcut pink with an ultrawhite high-rise veil and black riding boots, then .....

[Omah]

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/notw...eling-old.html

Camera-hungry Jordan, 32, has realised her breast days are behind her after being overshadowed in photoshoots by her toyboy lover Leandro Penna, seven years her junior.

She recently confided to a friend: "I'm not modelling any longer. ******* it. Look at me. I'm old, wrinkly and fat. I can't stand next to Leo and be happy with the way I look. No way."

And last night a source close to the topless star said: "She is completely disgusted with how she looks right now. She dated Leandro because she thought it would make her feel young and sexy - but it's had the opposite effect."

[Kerry]

Fat? Old? And she couldn't get a wrinkle if her body tried she's had that much botox


Now, if she said I have body dysmorphia and now look like a stupid duck - I'd agree

[Omah]

Originally Posted by ~Kerry~

Fat? Old? And she couldn't get a wrinkle if her body tried she's had that much botox


Now, if she said I have body dysmorphia and now look like a stupid duck - I'd agree

Who knows what she looks like sitting on the lavvy first thing in the morning ?

[Kerry]

Originally Posted by Omah

Who knows what she looks like sitting on the lavvy first thing in the morning ?

I know. I just know she's never happy and never has been happy with her looks. She's tiny (hardly fat), she's in her 30's (hardly old) and as I said, couldn't get a wrinkle even if her face begged for one.

[iRyan]

She looks so hideous.

[Omah]

If it looks like duck and walks like a duck but doesn't yet talk like a duck, is it a duck ?

[Kerry]

Originally Posted by Omah

If it looks like duck and walks like a duck but doesn't yet talk like duck, is it a duck ?

No, it's a f**cked up