[Stu]

I'm Stu, 20, bisexual, from the port town of lovely Cork City, Ireland. Second biggest Irish City, center of a current Heroin epidemic, birthplace of Cillian Murphy, and that's about it.

I rarely saw daylight until the age of 16 which I then made up for by taking loads of drugs and going a bit mad. Before that I was raised almost exclusively by the fine wrestlers of the WWE, my PlayStation and books. These two sides of my coin have combined to give me the air of someone who is very sociable but still a massive nerd knowledgable in all the really important things like how many experience points Cloud needs to level up again.

That's fine by me though. I'm quite happy being a nerd. Anyway ... my musical progression in terms of favourite bands went as follows : The Wonder Stuff [they were the first band I ever heard as a kid and really took notice of], Slipknot [11], HIM [12], Arcade Fire [14 - ooer I'm all smart and into indie now] and finally the one and only Depeche Mode who I had been around since a kid because my parents love them but I always dismissed up until six or seven years ago because I was a RAWK kid and bands that didn't use RAWK instruments were not REALZ to me.

I've seen them live twice, would happily have it off with two thirds of the band despite their rapidly ascending age number, do nothing but listen to them and have a bit of a sing song when I get drunk on my own, view them as a genuine source of happyness slash religion and as a hobby more than a band etc.

I like to drown my fabricated sorrows with cheap Lidl brand vodka. I am the liqour. I like playing guitar. I like making weird new sounds on my synth [Roland SH-201] and then doing nothing with them because I don't have the patience to sit in front of a computer making electronic music. I'd like to start a band with some of my buddies later on in the summer that combine my talents of badly playing guitar with dressing like a halloween prostitute under the excuse of 'vaudeville'. My choice for bandname is Bitchcraft.

I'm increasingly paranoid about living off relatives kind donations due to the fact that getting a job is impossible where I live. I have envisioned quickly learning Poker or becoming a dab hand at sliging crack to da kids but none of these masterplans have come to fruition. I am in a film course though writing lovely scripts that will never be filmed such as Con Liner : Pirates On Parole. I like acting it turns out too and do a bit of that in my mates productions. I'm going to Sunderland next year to continue scriptwriting. I would like to write and direct.

My games and wrestling have remained with me. My sense of love has developed a lot. I'm still a bit of a wanker.