[CharlieO]

Send in the knex for back up.

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[hotleggs]

Originally Posted by Doogle

I have a mouse in my kitchen. It's been here a week. Outstaying its welcome much.

Get the farmers wife to cut of his tail with a carving knife!

or you could cook him have mouse and chips

[michael21]

Originally Posted by hotleggs

A tiger would get rid of the dog lolll

But what would get rid of the tiger

[Suze]

Originally Posted by michael21

Get a cat to get rid of the rat then get a dog to get rid of the cat i dont no how to get rid of dogs

This is beginning to remind me of this old rhyme

There was an Old Lady song

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - perhaps she'll die!
There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,
That wriggled and wiggled and tiggled inside her;
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
There was an old lady who swallowed a bird;
How absurd to swallow a bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
There was an old lady who swallowed a cat;
Fancy that to swallow a cat!
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
There was an old lady that swallowed a dog;
What a hog, to swallow a dog;
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
There was an old lady who swallowed a cow,
I don't know how she swallowed a cow;
She swallowed the cow to catch the dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
There was an old lady who swallowed a horse...
She's dead, of course!

[Zippy]

Its doing no harm in your garden

but if it enters your house...kill kill kill!

[Ninastar]

keep him and name him scabbers

[Redway]

Thanks for the advice. We have mice in school!

[Kerry]

Let Basil out

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Originally Posted by ~Kerry~

Let Basil out