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Originally posted by janette246
Bert has decided that he doesn't want to go home. He has applied for Big Brother 3 and is in with a good chance as he has been invited back for a second audition!

Something odd there, according to the rules of BB3, you have to be a British Subject. Bert is an American citizen and not eligible to apply. Are you sure that it is BB3 he is auditioning for.

I understand that Bert was not too happy with how he felt others in his street let him down when Ernie kicked him out of the house. According to Bert that was one reason he came to London, he did not feel wanted.

You guys have definitely made him feel wanted, which is why he is inclined to stay, which shows what a wonderful supportive lot you are.

However, Bert is here on a tourist visa and that is not going to last forever. The guys in his street back home are really sorry that they were not as supportive as they might have been, as they were unaware of what was going on and were just as much in shock as Bert when they heard that Ernie had kicked him out and that Bert had gone to London.

Apparantly and some members the religious cult had told Bert that everyone in the rest of the Street wanted him to leave, a bald face lie. I suspect it was because he was trying to get through to Ernie, and they wanted to make sure they kept their claws in him.

It was Mr B Bird that found out about all the lies told about them, which is why they want to send Grover across to reassure Bert that even if Ernie does not want anything to do with him, they still want and value Bert (So far no luck with Ernie )

Mr B Bird wants Bert to know that the pigeons are being looked after by Oscar, and they all miss him very much. (At this point Mr B Bird became somewhat emotional - it is all such a distressing mess )