[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth

Yep I know you're agnostic or an atheist.

And yea this god character would be in prison and be on the sex offenders register if the bible was happening today.

OMG! God was a Paedophile!

[GypsyGoth]

Originally Posted by ukturtle

OMG! God was a Paedophile!

Yep, and probably still is.

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth

Yep, and probably still is.

[Shaun]

-can just see a group of evangelists signing up and hijacking this thread-

[GypsyGoth]

[Ammi]

1 Jat Gatsby
2 Mercutio
3 Edgar Linton
4 Dorothy
5 Mrs Wilcox
6 Ethan
7 Grand High Witch
8 Amy March
9 Clover
10 Roland
11 Shrike
12 Robb Stark
13 Jesus

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by ukturtle

1. Roland Deschain
2. Jesus
3. Dorothy
4. Mrs. Wilcox
5. Clover
6. Ethan
7. Edgar Linton
8. Amy
9. Robb
10. The Grand High Witch
11. Mercutio
12. Jay Gatsby
13. Shrike

Have you read the bible UKT? *impressed*

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by rhino

Have you read the bible UKT? *impressed*

Not all of it, but most of it. My mother's side of the family are very religious. I'm not very much into religion myself though, and don't think I would read the Bible again anytime soon.

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by ukturtle

Not all of it, but most of it. My mother's side of the family are very religious. I'm not very much into religion myself though, and don't think I would read the Bible again anytime soon.

lol my idea of torture I'm afraid

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by rhino

lol my idea of torture I'm afraid

Mine too.

[Shaun]

1. Dorothy - 51
= Mercutio - 51
3. Clover - 44
4. Mrs. Wilcox - 43
5. Jay Gatsby - 39
= Roland - 39
7. Edgar Linton - 35
8. Amy - 32
9. Ethan - 31
10. The Grand High Witch - 29
11. Robb - 25
= Jesus - 25
13. Shrike - 24

[Shaun]

Group G:
Fagin, Oliver Twist (Charles Dickens)
'When the boy is worth a hundred pounds to me, am I to lose what chance threw me in the way of getting safely, through the whims of a drunken gang that I could whistle away the lives of! And me bound, too, to a born devil, that only wants the will and has the power'"
"Bull" McCabe, The Field (John B. Keane)
Go on father, go on. Lock the gates to God's house. Sure they were locked at the time of the Famine too. No priest died the time of the Famine: only poor people like us.
Pantalaimon (Philip Pullman)
Her dćmon's name was Pantalaimon, and he was currently in the form of a moth, a dark brown one so as not to show up in the darkness of the hall.
Mephistophilis, Doctor Faustus (Christopher Marlowe)
“Think’st thou that I who saw the face of God
And tasted the eternal joy of heaven
Am not tormented with ten thousand hells
In being deprived of everlasting bliss?
O Faustus, leave these frivolous demands
Which strikes a terror to my fainting soul!”
Captain Ahab, Moby Dick (Herman Melville)
Consider all this; and then turn to this green, gentle, and most docile earth; consider them both, the sea and the land; and do you not find a strange analogy to something in yourself? For as this appalling ocean surrounds the verdant land, so in the soul of man there lies one insular Tahiti, full of peace and joy, but encompassed by all the horrors of the half known life. God keep thee! Push not off from that isle, thou canst never return!
Harry Potter (JK Rowling)
My father died trying to protect my mother and me, and you reckon he'd tell you to abandon your kid to go on an adventure with us?
Holly Golightly, Breakfast at Tiffany's (Truman Capote)
You could always tell what kind of a person a man thinks you are by the earrings he gives you. I must say, the mind reels.
Dorian Gray, The Picture of Dorian Gray (Oscar Wilde)
There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
Arya Stark, A Song of Fire and Ice series (George R.R. Martin)
Wizards die the same as other men, once you cut their heads off.
Lady Runcie-Campbell - The Cone Gatherers (Robin Jenkins)
“Haven’t we got the right to keep ourselves alive? Is the Lady like the rain, and the thunder and lightning…”
George, The Famous Five series (Enid Blyton)
George is actually a girl who wants so desperately to be a boy she crops her hair and struts about doing boy things. She hates it when people call her by her correct name, Georgina. She has a dog called Timmy—oh yes, and an island. Most kids just have a dog, but George's parents own Kirrin Island and let her run around on it as if it were her play-thing. Her parents are known to Julian, Dick and Anne as Uncle Quentin and Aunt Fanny.
Cassie Logan, Roll of Thunder Hear My Cry (Mildred D. Taylor)
"What happened to T.J. in the night I did not understand, but I knew that it would not pass. And I cried for those thing which had happened in the night and would not pass."
Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (Roald Dahl)
"Everything in this room is eatable. In fact even I am eatable, but that is called canabalism my dear children and is frowned upon in most civilizations.”

[Shaun]

1. Dorian Gray
2. Willy Wonka
3. Captain Ahab
4. Mephistophilis
5. Holly Golightly
6. Harry Potter
7. Fagin
8. George
9. Pantalaimon
10. Bull
11. Lady RC
12. Cassie
13. Arya

[Benjamin]

1. Cassie
2. George
3. Captain Ahab
4. Mephistophilis
5. Dorian Gray
6. Willy Wonka
7. Fagin
8. Holly Golightly
9. Pantalaimon
10. Harry Potter
11. Bull
12. Lady RC
13. Arya

[Ammi]

1 Fagin
2 Holly Gollightly
3 Captain Ahab
4 Dorian Gray
5 Willy Wonka
6 George
7 Lady Runcie Campbell
8 Bull McCabe
9 Harry Potter
10 Cassie Logan
11 Arya Stark
12 Pantalaimon
13 Mephistophilis

[GypsyGoth]

1. George
2. Willy Wonka
3. Harry Potter
4. Pantalaimon
5. Arya
6. Captain Ahab
7. Holly Golightly
8. Fagin
9. Dorian Gray
10. Lady RC
11. Cassie
12. Mephistophilis
13. Bull

[Ammi]

I thought there would be some Beatrix Potter characters on the list.

[Z]

1. Mephistophilis
2. Fagin
3. Lady Runcie-Campbell
4. Dorian Gray
5. Willy Wonka
6. Harry Potter
7. Captain Ahab
8. Holly Golightly
9. George
10. Pantalaimon
11. Cassie
12. Bull
13. Arya

[Shaun]

1. Willy Wonka - 45
2. Captain Ahab - 43
3. Dorian Gray - 42
4. Fagin - 40
5. George - 39
6. Holly Golightly - 35
7. Mephistophilis - 31
8. Harry Potter - 31
9. Lady Runcie-Campbell - 22
10. Pantalaimon - 21
11. Cassie - 20
12. Bull - 11
13. Arya - 10

[Benjamin]

Cassie!

[Shaun]

Group H:
Rubeus Hagrid, Harry Potter series (J.K. Rowling)
I'm not blamin' yeh … but I gotta tell yeh, I thought you two'd value yer friend more'n broomsticks or rats. Tha's all.
Hermione Granger, Harry Potter series (J.K. Rowling)
Ron, just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have.
Susannah Dean (Stephen King)
I am three women…I who was; I who had no right to be but was; I am the woman you have saved. I thank you gunslinger.
Duncan, Macbeth (William Shakespeare)
There's no art
To find the mind's construction in the face:
He was a gentleman on whom I built
An absolute trust.
Cleopatra, Antony and Cleopatra (William Shakespeare)
O, wither’d is the garland of the war!
The soldier’s pole is fall'n; young boys and girls
Are level now with men; the odds is gone,
And there is nothing left remarkable
Beneath the visiting moon.
George Milton, Of Mice and Men (John Steinbeck)
They come, an' they quit an' go on; an' every damn one of 'em's got a little piece of land in his head. An' never a God damn one of 'em ever gets it. Just like heaven. Ever'body wants a little piece of lan'. I read plenty of books out here. Nobody never gets to heaven, and nobody gets no land. It’s just in their head
Carrie (Stephen King)
Jesus watches from the wall, but his face is cold as stone. And if he loves me - as she tells me - why do I feel so all alone?
Sephy Hadley, Noughts & Crosses series (Malorie Blackman)
coming from a powerful Cross family, Sephy falls in love with a Nought, and eventually has a mixed-race daughter with him. She is one of the few people to fight for equality among Noughts and Crosses. Quote: “I hadn’t realised just how powerful words could be before this.”
Guy Montag, Fahrenheit 451 (Ray Bradbury)
"Some day the load we're carrying with us may help someone. But even when we had the books on hand, a long time ago, we didn't use what we got out of them. We went right on insulting the dead. We went right on spitting in the graves of all the poor ones who died before us. We're going to meet a lot of lonely people in the next week and the next month and the next year. And when they ask us what we're doing, you can say, We're remembering. That's where we'll win out in the long run. And some day we'll remember so much that we'll build the biggest goddamn steam-shovel in history and dig the biggest grave of all time and shove war in and cover it up. Come on now, we're going to go build a mirror-factory first and put out nothing but mirrors for the next year and take a long look in them."
Sherlock Holmes, The Hound of the Baskervilles (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle)
If I were assured of your eventual destruction I would, in the interests of the public, cheerfully accept my own.
Little John, Robin Hood (???)
But while there is / A merry man / In Robin's wily pack / We'll find a way / To make him pay / And steal our money back! / A minute before he knows we're there, / Ol Rob'll snatch his underwear.
Richard Sharpe (Bernard Cromwell)
You can put Sharpe up against 10,000 French men, and he's not going to be that scared, but put him up against a pretty woman, and he's terrified.
Violet Baudelaire, A Series of Unfortunate Events (Lemony Snicket)
Count Olaf: Ah! My dear... [looks at stick figures of the children with their names on his hands] Violet. Enchanté.
Violet: Um... how do you do?

[Shaun]

1. Cleopatra
2. Sherlock Holmes
3. Guy Montag
4. Carrie
5. Duncan
6. George
7. Hagrid
8. Sephy
9. Susannah Dean
10. Hermione
11. Violet
12. Little John
13. Sharpe

[Ammi]

1 Sherlock Holmes
2 Cleopatra
3 Little John
4 George Milton
5 Violet
6 Duncan
7 Rubeus
8 Hermione
9 Carrie
10 Susannah
11 Richard
12 Sephy
13 Guy

[Benjamin]

1 Susannah
2 Cleopatra
3 Carrie
4 George Milton
5 Sherlock Holmes
6 Violet
7 Hagrid
8 Little John
9 Guy
10 Duncan
11 Richard
12 Sephy
13 Hermione

[Benjamin]

Why is nobody voting!?