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Does this mean that you are not taking up the invitation to go to New York State in the USA to see Bert's old stomping ground and see if you can rescue Ernie from the religious cult that got Ernie to boot Bert out of his home, and then lied to Bert so he ended up despondent in a London YMCA (See "Has anyone Seen Bert" Thread

Anyone can turn up at Basildon and molest an innocent young man, why not accept the challenge, the residents of Bert's street did say they would pay the passage.

You know you could do it if you put your mind to it