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BB12 Big Brother 12 started on Thursday Sept 9th 2011 on Channel 5 for a 9-week run. The series was won by Aaron. Tell us what you thought about the housemates and series in this forum.

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Old 26-09-2011, 04:52 PM #26
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Alex was sleeping in bed
when Jay farted right on her head
he said ooos dat me dear
she said ****** off you queer
and that hoop of yours smells like it's dead.

As Aden began to rap
the rest shouted stop talking crap
He said, but i iz dee bomb
got ma ting going on
they said, shut it or ****** off to bed.

Anton was stirring the pot
saying Aaron had touched Maisy's slot
He said smell his finger
co's dat smell will linger
Then smell Maisy's breath for a cock.

As Anton was sleeping in bed
He was dreaming that Maisy gave head
his dream turned erotic
as she sucked on his rocket
He woke up to see Tom's bobbing head.

Maisy said that it's all so frustrating
so she's going to bed masterbating
Jay said hey can i watch
while i plays with ma cock
She said no not unless we are dating.

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It's a shocker for Faye and Louise
Aaron has got a new squeeze
Whilst they got a bit lazy
..along came a Maisy
Well at least they won't get a disease
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Tom you need your mom
Otherwise your gonna bomb
Aaron needs to stay
Just to wind up Faye
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