[waterhog]

SHOULD BIG BROTHER BE RENAMED ? ANY IDEAS?

over my big brother examination,
i am now going to turn into a BB killer,
because we need massive changes,
i say we need our lovely Cilla.
gone is the physiology,
this game that your brain it did batter,
ch4 did burn it,
ch5 will have the ash's scatter.
it is all now about dating,
the whole show is love central,
we the public will lap it up,
this format is residential.
watch someone full in love,
its so sweet,
then someone else to do it,
it goes down a treat.
you can kiss in the kitchen,
or go into the garden in the middle,
even a kiss in the diary room,
and at night in bed it can progress to a fiddle.
then out of the house,
it might leed to wedding glory,
but first and for most,
the magazine deal will pay loads for this story.
it is such a shame,
big brother i used to think was top rate,
now its just so seedy and tacky,
for loose rs to try and get it on in a free date.

(I DO-NT NO ABOUT YOU LOT - BUT I AM SO BORED OF THESE FAKE ROMANCE'S - IF I WANTED TO WATCH OTHERS GET IT ON THERE ARE A MILLION WEBSITES TO WATCH THIS ON THE NET. I THINK THAT IS IT NOW, BB HAS HAD ITS DAY BECAUSE EVERYONE NO'S TO COME ON TO THE SHOW YOU HAVE TO HAVE A ROMANCE AND NOTHING ELSE MATTERS AND IT HAS DESTROYED THE GAME I THINK, I THINK THE MAG DEALS AND SELLING YOUR STORY AFTER CULTURE IS TO BLAME AND IT THE DOWNFALL OF THIS GREAT GAME. CAN ANYONE SEE WHAT THEJOE IS SAYING OR DO WE LOVE SEEING A ROMANCE IN BB AND THAT IS THE REASON WHY IT WILL BE WATCH AND WE WILL NEVER GET BORED OF IT ?)

ps i am going on blind date ? anyone going to join theJoe ? all of my replys to your questions will be in romantic poetry style lol