[Omah]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/tv/im...#ixzz1drLyo5gF

FREDDIE Starr's agent was last night taking offers for the Liverpool born comedian's jungle story.

Here's how we reckon Freddie's full account of his time on I'm A Celebrity might read:

"Arrived in Australia.. probs with insurance so went in late.. lost first Bushtucker Trial by not getting stars out of the maggots quickly enough.. ate some horrible things.. felt a bit sick.. went off in an ambulance.. went home..and, er, that's it."

Freddie was axed from I’m a Celebrity after producers feared he might die – live on TV.

Freddie said he was “sick" at the decision. He will also only receive a portion of his fee, after failing to appear in the show until next week’s eliminations.

Freddie, who is already a father of five, is to become a dad again - with a singer half his age and is planning a stand-up tour next year.

It all sounds a bit "desperate" to me .....