[waterhog]

STRICTLY - was it a hit or miss ?

first off and i did have a mental block,
i was not prepared for the BBC to entertain,
so i refused to congratulate and mock,
and sitting through it was pain.
over time came down the barrier's,
i did start to smile,
and unlike other TV reality carrier's,
as Del would say, "cooshdy" by a mile.
Alex Jones is my first focal,
my list is done alphabetically,
this lady is congratulated by my vocal,
her steps were done to perfection and like me methodically.
onto Anita and Robbin who i am not impartial,
with me there is a connection,
because if anyone disrespects i will corp martial,
Brian May is Anita lover, so i love, with no objection.
Audley was a pleasure,he was sweet,
a huge man with patriotism,
yes he did fall over his own feet,
but like Anita, not one criticism.
a tough match was not manchester united,
but Pasha was with Chelsea,
with these 2 i am simply delighted,
and watching them was complementary.
i should no better then to type cast,
Dan Lobb did clearly represent daybreak,
but just like his show he was not to last,
the pressure was intense and did clearly shake.
i wanted something spicy,
maybe "a good old bird" or a ruby murry,
i feel Vincent got landed with something pricy,
a tough old one called Edwina Currie.
next is a sparkle, a diamond glowing,
her face her body not forgetting her belly,
Aliona, no wounder Harry could keep it flowing,
if i was with you, i would give it plenty of welly.
you both deserve to be champ,
your effort, love,and passion was transparent,
when ever clips are shown, you will never cramp,
because never will you be on "you have been framed" or chris tarrant.
we have got to go low after the winners,
but i did believe Holly and Artem should be high in the cycle,
100% effort and none of them sinners,
my mother thinks Artem is so like George Michael.
i am staying low because of my dislike,
Kristina and Jason were to repetitive,
this couple done nothing but syke,
i really hated the fact Jason was so competitive.
3rd place was the most i did like,
please everyone bare with me and dont doubt,
LuLu done nothing for my sole,
but yes LuLu did make me want to shout.
i felt sorry for mr Cole,
a bit of humour i did fancy,
Anton did certainly have his job and more,
i did so love and enjoy the Nancy.
watching them both was so hardcore,
onto the pitch now and not to grow a cabbage,
ola done wonders and can not red card sore,
i really enjoyed this side of Robbie Savvage.
it was a pleasure to not see the normal hard.
no impersonation now its all glory,
its in no way a red herein,
you done so well and i respect you Rory,
credit to you Erin.
onto the last but in no means least,
Russel you were gun powder,
Flavour you took Russel, north, west,south and east.
and the viewers could not have responded any louder,
nearly at the finish line,
3 must get praise,
Bruno, Len, Alisha are better then fine,
only miserable Craig to get the erase.
i have to end this poem as its long,
but ultimate respect is to Sir Bruce on a plate,
you are strictly come dancing,
and you Sir, Joe dose congratulate.