[Edwin]

This will do well, but only because most of his lame fans would probably by his vomit if you sold it to them.

It's all going to be overly sympathetic "oh my mum works in a fast food store" "oh my tourettes always hurts!" "i get nervous when i'm confronted and my tourettes gets worse!" "i don't know whether im straight or bi" "i have no substance to myself so i wear wacky clothes and act like a child in an effort for people to love me" "my big cock wont fit in anyone!"