[waterhog]

throw the books at rebekah Brooks

my name is Joe,
i am now going to shoot my feet,
because i am going to type cast and judge,
my poem is going to be sour and not sweet.
it is racist to attack on colour,
but i will refer to Rebekha as ginge,
all lady's are meant to have a secret weapon,
and i am sure Rupert and his old cronies have serviced her minge.
Rebekha has been arrested,
its the second time and Rupert it wont divert,
i am not saying she is a little scrubber,
but a high class prostitute is what i will convert.
the fuzz said 6 were arrested,
News International confirms Mark Hanna is who is head of sercruity,
but the best name is Rebekha Brooks,
even big fish from arrest have no immunity.
house's searched,
your neighbours will look at you from down there nose,
i forgot you are in a exclusive area,
i am sure this click has equally bad secrets yet to expose.
hubby is not very happy,
i bet late on Tuesday on release, was the hunt,
so much regret from getting involved with you,
i bet every name was mentioned including, ginger Csee Uyou Nnext Tuesday.
intercepting communications, corruption is not good,
its all a bad greeting,
you was in the Evenden operation,
not forgetting last July in operation Weeting.
the PM now enters,
30 years together and they never had relations beaten,
what lovely friendship and history,
did i mention you were both in Eton.
i am not going to judge,
or smear any nasty sauce,
providing wink wink, nudge nudge,
you lend me that horse.
Rebechka like your old man,
you are a tyrant,
go find yourself a job sucking old mans c--k,
because the game is up as my poem has put you in retirement.


( hope this makes you all smile a fun way to look at the news )