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I've not noticed that before... but I can envisage it! ![]() Someone across the way had a party tonight - which is no bother: but being woken up by several taxis coming and going, tooting their horns and now can't get back to sleep........... ![]() *wishes deadly hangovers on the revellers tomorrow* |
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Shhiiiieet 2 yrs l8ta
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People who stare.
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That's one of mine too, but sometimes it is so hard not to, depending on what it is.
I was in the supermarket the other day- and there was a young lady and her boyfriend - she must have been about 22/23. Beautifully dressed, tanned gorgeously, very natural looking make up, with a thigh length mini pleated skirt on, smart high heels - and I swear - i could not take my eyes off her rear view!!! Now I don't bat that way, but this lassie was like something straight off Vogue front page - breathtakingly beautiful and perfectly formed. What was even nicer was that she was so natural in demeanour - she wasn't acting all ''look at me''... she was being all loved up and had that 'girl next door' charm oozing from her. The guys that I glimpsed at - long forgot that they were in there for shopping as soon as they saw her!! Can't blame them one tiny bit! ![]() I suppose that's a 'nice stare' though, rather than the rude version. |
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those jet black sunglasses that you cannot see the eyes are a real boon for that. Old trick that I cottoned onto years ago via an old flame ..... you can look ahead, giving the appearance of you looking elsewhere, when in fact, the eyeballs can be looking elsewhere.
!!! god, I really shouldn't be passing on all these tips to you lot! |
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Likes cars that go boom
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When in your chaotic dream you dream tobey keith is singing- I love her, cause the devil told me so then you wake up, google and the song doesn't exist. That song was specifically made for my dream :O yo tobey got a hit for you. WaaAy better than that Red solo cup nonsense
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Quand il pleut, il pleut
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Having just painted my nails, light a candle by way of having to twist lighter so flame flicks onto thumb a little to 'reach the wick' ....then realising too late, that nail polish is highly flammable - demonstrated clearly when your fingernail starts having it's own flame .
![]() Ouch. ![]() *gives self award for idiot of the month award* Last edited by Pyramid*; 08-04-2012 at 01:00 PM. |
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Realising you are an egg short....
![]() and has to give mine away.... ![]()
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Quand il pleut, il pleut
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...who did you forget Kizzy?
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See.....if you'd had a better teacher, they'd have taught you to count - or you had been a better student, you'd have learned basic arithmetic and would still have your choccie egg to munch on
![]() sorry kizzy....that was too good to miss. My apologies. ![]() yes, you could put me down as the next irriting thing to make up for that one.
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The fact that when you try to forget about itching, you itch more
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Everyone thinks his 14 year old daughter is his girlfriend. lol |
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Slow computers, they ****ing kill me inside
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![]() ![]() Forgot my neighbours snot nosed brat *ahem* I mean charming child ammi.....
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I will dye my hair ginger aswell just to give off the Horatio Cane look.
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The advert to his news series is cringeworthy
something along the lines of ''i've done alot of stuff you all want to know about'' |
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