[Shaun]

1) Create threads that blatantly steal the ideas from another existing thread.

2) Share your admiration for the Twilight Saga, the music act LMFAO and the Conservative Party with the rest of the forum. Repeatedly!

3) Insert a large, 600x600, 3MB animated gif of a vomiting horse into your signature and then make a thread about it, titled "Brian Dowling sacked".

4) Vote for Josie Gibson in a Big Brother final!

5) Use the emoticon 13 times in one post, preferably in the Serious Debates section, and even more preferably in a thread dealing with the death of a policeman.

6) Make increasingly vague allusions to your "haters" and how they "won't get rid of you". Engage with them in even trivial topics, such as bbfan1991's "Dishcloth found in Beef and Onion pie" thread.

7) Enter every forum game going and pretend that there are "cameras" for you to "act up to". Throw diva strops and campaign for Novo to be evicted, and threaten to quit the forum if you don't win the "Post count" task.

8) Every Tuesday night, at 4pm, send a PM to at least 12 users telling them everything that is wrong with their appearance. Use the word 'vile' a lot.

9) Save all of the photos posted in 'Meet the Members' and then brag about your collection offsite!

10) Have a bash at managing 'TiBB: Dancing on Ice', with poor quality YouTube videos. Post on members' walls, preferably those you've never talked to, asking them to take part.

11) If GypsyGoth has been offline for more than 5 hours, create a thread enquiring where she's gone and voice your concern that she "has left because of that C-word you called her".

12) Boast about how thin you think you are. You'll be a right Samantha Prick.

13) Make your username 23 characters long, without spaces.

[Vanessa]

[Z]

pmsfl

[Marc]

oh my god, I am doubting my chances now

[Black Dagger]

Originally Posted by Marc

oh my god, I am doubting my chances now

Yeah, you say I'm a hater a lot. -tuts-

[Marc]

Originally Posted by Black Dagger

Yeah, you say I'm a hater a lot. -tuts-

[Ammi]

..so.. what?..these aren't good things then

[Benjamin]

You forgot:

14). Ranting and raving in serious debates over something rather petty, questioning everyone's opinion (even if they agree with you) and then stropping off after everyone owns you.

[Shaun]

No, Ben, because this is 13 ways of course I got way #14.

knobend

[Benjamin]

Double post. That also loses you points.

[Shaun]

Only one post now. +6pts for cleaning up your mess.