[Stu]

Bad boys, bad boys.










What are you going to do when they come for you?

[Jords]

I need to stop dont I?

[Shaun]

Youtube video

[Jordan.]

Snog, Marry, Avoid - Jords in a sarong, Nathan in a Sari & Shaun in a turtleneck leotard?

[GypsyGoth]

Serious question now, will you join the revolution when it happens?

[Shaun]

Did Claudia just kill this thread?

[GypsyGoth]

No I did not?

[GypsyGoth]

Maybe I did?

[Jack_]

Have you read this question?

[Jack_]

Do stupid people know they're stupid?

[Shaun]

Do you think Lee doesn't post so much any more because she revealed she's intrigued by the colour of my dick?

[GypsyGoth]

Who is your 5th favorite housemate?

[Shaun]

When are you going to answer me!?

[Niall]

Well ****

[Niall]

Okay I'm gonna answer all the questions in ten minutes I'm just gonna finish American Horror Story.

Sorry I didn't see this earlier, I went to bed early last night and I've been really busy today.

[Niall]

Originally Posted by Jords

If you found out Bjork is just a fragment of your imagination and everything about her is your creation in your head how would you feel?

Sad at first, but then if she was just a figment of

Originally Posted by Jords

How would you best describe a flamingo?

Pink, one legged, and very gay.

Originally Posted by Nathan

Did you know scott's from Belgium?

No, how lovely. I was there last summer.

Originally Posted by Jords

If you turned into a rock at what speed would you have to be thrown at to knock over the Eiffel tower?

Idk like 3349856798345 mph?

Originally Posted by Jords

Whats brown and sticky?

Your Mum.

Originally Posted by Shaun

When you are looking in the mirror how much do you want to cut yourself?

Not much because the thought of seeing my own blood makes me nauseous.

Originally Posted by Shaun

Can your hair be used as an emergency pair of curtains?

It can actually. I just push it out a bit around my head and it stays there. Instand privacy.

Originally Posted by Jords

Would you ever consider going on BGT and balancing a pineapple on your head?

I was already going to do that how did you know

Originally Posted by Shaun

To the nearest 3 digit number, how gay are you?

Idk 376?

Originally Posted by Jords

What power from Heroes would you most want?

Oh thats a tough one.

Either Claire, Elle, or Candice's powers would be incredible. I like Elle's the best though.

Originally Posted by Shaun

Does having the same name as someone in One Direction affect your performance in bed?

Yes. I can show you if you want.

Originally Posted by Shaun

If you had to murder one pop star to steal their husband/boyfriend who would it be?

Miley Cyrus. Then I'd get Liam Hemsworth.

Originally Posted by Jords

Is topaz yellow or blue?

More yellow? Idk I thought it was orangey.

Originally Posted by Jords

What star sign are you?

Aquarius~

Originally Posted by Jords

If the Earth got over-populated and you had to move to Mars which 5 members would you take?

Scott, Shaun, Dezzy, Claudia, and Smithy.

Originally Posted by Shaun

What is your favourite day of the week to go swimming on?

I don't go swimming because self conscious.

Originally Posted by Jords

Whats your all time favourite toilet you had the pleasure to piss/poop in?

Well there was this one toilet in China and it had buttons up the side, and I'll say this: pressing them to see what they did was equally fun and terrifying.

Originally Posted by Jords

Can you grow facial hair?

Yeah. I should shave everyday but I never bother. It grows fast and its bloody annoying.

Originally Posted by Jack_

How many questions will we have to spam before you go insane?

I think 300 should do it.

[Maia]

Apgmnhpeipwh or Fsogapiwghwg?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

how hot is http://shrugging.tumblr.com/post/245...nt-stop-peeing

[Niall]

Originally Posted by Jack_

Will you be multi-quoting all of these questions?

Why yes, how did you know?

Originally Posted by Jack_

Have you ever wanted to punch a horse in the mouth?

No, someone's already punched Leona once I figured she got what's coming to her.

Originally Posted by Shaun

Who's asking better questions - me or Jords or Kellan Lutz?

Kellan Lutz because sexy.

Originally Posted by Jack_

Do you like Jamie East?

Who

Originally Posted by Jords

How many fingers am I holding up?

6

Originally Posted by Jords

How about now?

8

Originally Posted by Jords

And now?

739.

Originally Posted by Shaun

Have you considered changing your surname, by deedpoll, to River?

No, but I think I'm going to at my next available opportunity. What a great idea.

Originally Posted by Jack_

Who is the sexiest member on DS?

Ew DS.

Originally Posted by Jords

I conclude you are blind, what do you say about this?

I conclude my being able to read your question makes your theory about my blindness redundant.

Originally Posted by Jords

Whats your favourite Pokemon move?

Oooo um thundershock was pretty amazing. I had a Flaaffy and whenever he used it, it always knocked the other Pokémon out cold.

Originally Posted by Shaun

There is a grey Tesco plastic bag on top of my kitchen cupboards - did you know they came in that colour and who the hell put it there?

No, I suggest you consult someone else on this matter GOD SHAUN.

Originally Posted by Jack_

What's the most times you have masturbated in a day?

Idk like 4.

Originally Posted by Jords

Do you prefer Prince Will or Prince Harry?

Harry. William is just ew.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

shaun there is a video of someone dancing to wuthering heights on a table on that yt account

[Niall]

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth

To the nearest 10, how many people have you met so far in your life?

Probably around 500.

Originally Posted by Jords

If Claudy showed up to your house dressed up as catwoman and started purring how would you react?

I'd probably retreat into the toilet, bolt the door, and dial 999.

Originally Posted by Jack_

Does my avatar need updating?

Yes. Its so old.

Originally Posted by Shaun

I have four potatoes, some basil, 3 tomatoes, a fillet of salmon and a vanilla pod (as well as the basic seasonings and oils), what do you propose I make?

Some sort of salad idk. That or make the bin take them, and order a pizza.

Originally Posted by Shaun

There are people shouting outside in the street. How likely are they to be twats?

Highly likely. Most likely drunk too I imagine.

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth

If Jords started tickling you, would you tell him to stop?

Yes. I'm very ticklish.

Originally Posted by Nathan

GypsyGoth. Bit of a douchecanoe?

Oi. Leave Claudia alone.

Originally Posted by Jords

Have you ever woken up from a dream and thought it was real life?

Yeah that happened today omfg.

Originally Posted by Shaun

Has your urine ever screamed?

No. -phones psychiatrist for Shaun-

Originally Posted by Jords

Whats your opinion on Shaun's sig?

Its a mess (apart from the gif because he wouldn't have that there if I didn't reblog it on Tumblr so its wonderful).

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth

Nathan. A double douchecanoe?

Indeed.

[Shaun]

Originally Posted by Scott

shaun there is a video of someone dancing to wuthering heights on a table on that yt account

I know, that's my best fran.

[Niall]

Originally Posted by Shaun

What is a douchecanoe?

The opposite of a doucheayes?

Originally Posted by Nathan

Do you wish reece(: Would get rid of that god damn (: at the end of his username?

****ING YES.

Originally Posted by Shaun

Do you prefer test tubes or petri dishes?

Test tubes. Petri dishes smell funny.

Originally Posted by Jords

The iceberg that sunk the titantic. How much of a prick is it?

A big prick because if it hadn't sunk it then I wouldn't have had to hear about the bloody ship for days on end earlier this year.

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth

Do you remember who had this avatar on tibb?

No and that avatar is highly disturbing.

Originally Posted by Jordan.

Would you rather be a pie or a quiche?

A pie. Quiches are gross.

Originally Posted by Jords

You are waiting at a bus stop next to a big bushy bush. How many leaves do you pull off whilst waiting for a taxi to arrive?

None because the bush is evil.

Originally Posted by Shaun

How do you bleed a radiator?

Stab it and watch the water poor out whilst laughing maniacally.

Originally Posted by Jords

What else does T-i-B-B stand for?

This is Big Bollocks.

Originally Posted by Nathan

How would you describe your relationship with your front door

Sexual.

Originally Posted by Stu

Christopher Biggins : Would you?

I would not.

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth

Is it true that the cockroach that was up Fatima's nose will be in the next CBB?

Who's Fatima

Originally Posted by Jords

Have you ever sat on a tomato and pretended you had a heavy 'flow' to get out of lesson?

Yes. What a day that was..

Originally Posted by Jordan.

Would you appreciate a kettle as a christmas present?

Yes because the kettle we have at home is broken and disgusting its full of limescale.

Originally Posted by Stu

Would you trade all your Apple products to be Chico's little spoon for a night? I would.

nO

Originally Posted by Shaun

Do you separate your washing into whites and darks, and if so, do you ever feel guilty for basically reliving the apartheid?

I don't do the washing, my Dad does

Originally Posted by Jordan.

Have you ever killed a spider and wondered if it's family would come and get revenge?

Yes and those thoughts haunt me to this day.

Originally Posted by Stu

Can I visit you when I come to London in two months?

Yes omfg my brother likes weed you guys would be gr8 friends

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth

Did you know that the day after tomorrow is two days away?

Yes Claudia. Yes I did.

[Niall]

Originally Posted by Nathan

Have you ever taken offense to being likened to a young Joseph Stalin?

No. I take that as a compliment. Being a totalitarian tyrant is what I strive for.

Originally Posted by Shaun

If Patrick came up to you, drunk, whilst you were sleeping in a tent, and basically reenacted that scene from Brokeback Mountain where he's oh-so-angsty about wanting to bone you, how would you react?

I'd say "Yolo".

(But no really I don't want to have sex with Patrick (no offence Patrick))

Originally Posted by Stu

Rate Jamie Pugh in terms of personality.

5/10.

Originally Posted by Jords

What is the meaning of the word 'ductractorism'?

Putting duct tape on tractors?

Originally Posted by Stu

Will you post a picture of Steve Blackman in the wrestling thread and I'll love you forever and ever?

Please?

No because thats probably in the sport forum and if I go in there I'll feel dirty.

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth

If Bjork was driving, what colour would the car be?

I HAVE A VIDEO FOR THIS HOW EXCITING

Youtube video

I believe the car is silver.

Originally Posted by Jordan.

Would you ever buy a pram from kiddicare.com?

No

Originally Posted by Nathan

How many Steve Blackman's does it take to fill a Fiat Panda?

47

Originally Posted by Jords

Whats the worst smell in the world?

Probably sulphur, vomit or bleech.

Originally Posted by Stu

What's your favourite Jacamo advert?

The one with the fat guy

Originally Posted by Nathan

Are you going to answer all these questions or do you want to be banned?

I'm going to answer the questions don't ban me its torTURE

Originally Posted by Jordan.

What came first the carrot or the cucumber?

The computer, DUH.

[Niall]

Originally Posted by Jords

What is going on here?

They're helping the woman wash in milk to soften her skin like Cleopatra once did, aw what a lovely gesture

Originally Posted by Stu

Would you lie to Charles & Eddie?

Who

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth

Did I just brush my teeth?

No, you flithy *****.

Originally Posted by Shaun

If Patrick came up to you, drunk, whilst you were sleeping in a tent, and basically reenacted that scene from WALL-E where he's trying to override an evil robot steering a ship full of all-obese humans away from Earth, how would you react?

I would help him, whilst Stacey screamed in horror because fat people.

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth

Have you ever been in that situation when you lose your keys and your phone?

Yes. Well I didn't really 'lose' my phone, but it's battery died to so I had to walk the general area around my house for a few hours because no-one I knew was at home and my Dad was at work and I felt hOMEless and it was awful.

Originally Posted by Shaun

Did Claudia just misspell 'lose'?

No.

Originally Posted by Nathan

Igor Biscan?

I definitely would

Originally Posted by Jords

Whats your opinion on cougars?

They need to close their legs lol

Originally Posted by Stu

Is Marc a real human or did white noise manage to formulate a TiBB account?

The latter, obviously.

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth

Did you know Niall that I copied and pasted it?

Copied and pasted what I'm confused

Originally Posted by Redway

What's the most arkward experience you've ever had?

Oh thats a tough one.

My Mum finding an um less than reputable website in my internet history, and asking what the hell it was was pretty damn awkward sljkh.

Originally Posted by Jords

I think this is a leading question, is this a leading question?

Yes I learnt about that in psychology. I LEARNT SOMETHING I FEEL SMART.

Originally Posted by Shaun

Is Stu short for 'Stufafafafafalaffel'?

Yes, I believe that name's origin is german?

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth

And I already corrected the spelling of situation (it was sutuation) can you imagine that?

Oh so thats what you were talking about up there.

But, no well done you.

Originally Posted by Jords

If your were a puddle where would you like to accumulate?

Next to pavement, so cars splash me into people whilst they pass.

Originally Posted by Jordan.

Is Redway really always impartial?

Yes, and whoever questions that should be shot.

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth

I went back and edited it?

Idk what you did honey, I wasn't awake.

Originally Posted by Jords

If you were a pile of leaves and some kids came and jumped on you and kicked you about would you tell them to **** off?

Yes, and I'd put the fear of God into them by chasing them down the street.

Originally Posted by Jords

Would you ever have sex with a woman?

If you paid me, yes.