[Niall]

Originally Posted by Nathan

Have you ever taken offense to being likened to a young Joseph Stalin?

No. I take that as a compliment. Being a totalitarian tyrant is what I strive for.

Originally Posted by Shaun

If Patrick came up to you, drunk, whilst you were sleeping in a tent, and basically reenacted that scene from Brokeback Mountain where he's oh-so-angsty about wanting to bone you, how would you react?

I'd say "Yolo".

(But no really I don't want to have sex with Patrick (no offence Patrick))

Originally Posted by Stu

Rate Jamie Pugh in terms of personality.

5/10.

Originally Posted by Jords

What is the meaning of the word 'ductractorism'?

Putting duct tape on tractors?

Originally Posted by Stu

Will you post a picture of Steve Blackman in the wrestling thread and I'll love you forever and ever?

Please?

No because thats probably in the sport forum and if I go in there I'll feel dirty.

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth

If Bjork was driving, what colour would the car be?

I HAVE A VIDEO FOR THIS HOW EXCITING

Youtube video

I believe the car is silver.

Originally Posted by Jordan.

Would you ever buy a pram from kiddicare.com?

No

Originally Posted by Nathan

How many Steve Blackman's does it take to fill a Fiat Panda?

47

Originally Posted by Jords

Whats the worst smell in the world?

Probably sulphur, vomit or bleech.

Originally Posted by Stu

What's your favourite Jacamo advert?

The one with the fat guy

Originally Posted by Nathan

Are you going to answer all these questions or do you want to be banned?

I'm going to answer the questions don't ban me its torTURE

Originally Posted by Jordan.

What came first the carrot or the cucumber?

The computer, DUH.