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Chat and Games Looking for forum games, and completely off topic banter - this is your place! (includes Virtual Big Brother type forum games) |
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http://www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com/
Been laughing at this for ages. Either Im really easily amused or its actually quite funny, you chose ![]() ![]() Spoiler: Last edited by Vicky.; 05-08-2012 at 12:41 AM. |
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He munched on my piss flaps, even though I'd had my redwings for the best part of a week. My cake hole was so full of flesh gordon and love piss, the Da Vinci load was dripping down my chin and onto my sweater puppies. The mixture of toilet twinkie and Da Vinci load in my soft tight anus created the delicious rectoplasm that he was so fond of. After having my furry cup pounded, he then proceeded to slam my rusty sherif's badge. Now, I've seen more helmets than Hitler, but the sight of his long-dong silver made my beige slime drip like a leaky tap.
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Da Vinci load?
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love piss
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why do they all involve feces
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Idk. maybe the creator has a skat fetish or something
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I can't wait to consume the Da Vinci load from his piss pipe. The slamming makes me pour my sex wee all over his meaty member. The unrelenting orgasms from his meaty member pounding my municipal cockwash made me come so hard, I began sweating like a white mouse in a tampon factory. By now, my sperm socket was dribbling like Adele waiting for Greggs to open. After having my birth cannon thrusted, he then proceeded to thrust my marmite motorway.
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My smush mitten was trembling like Vanessa Feltz's diesel-powered vibrator.
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Likes cars that go boom
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I'm no prude but it makes me feel a bit sick tbh... Mind you I am hungover and my bacon and brown sauce sarnie is not sitting well.
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like the boys
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Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his spunk-filled spam rocket probed deeper into my chocolate starfish. I awoke the next morning with my pink velvet sausage wallet still slobbering. I thought it was over but his cervix cigar had other ideas. The plowing makes me spit my clunge gunge all over his wensleydale wand. It was bliss having his **** stretcher probed inside me again; stuffing my salmon slit with a squash just didn't get my ladytown spritzing like it used to. Inserting a number of chillies into my whispering eye got me ejecting vertical moisture faster than snot off a whip.
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