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Old 02-09-2012, 01:16 PM #1
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Thumbs up Rotten Tomatoes gives Keith Lemon movie 0%

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Keith Lemon: The Film has received a universal thumbs-down from professional reviewers.

Rotten Tomatoes, a well-known website that aggregates movie reviews, has collected nine assessments of the film so far. Of those nine reviews, a total of nine are negative, meaning the film currently has a "0% fresh" rating.

The review sources range from Hollywood journal Variety, which brands the film "execrable", to Britain's Daily Telegraph, whose critic concludes that it "may be the most staggeringly perfunctory piece of filmmaking I have ever seen". A write-up in The Daily Express is especially terse, calling the movie "childish, lewd, coarse and mindnumbingly boring."

However, Keith Lemon: The Film is proving more popular with movie-goers. Based on 794 user ratings, as of this morning (August 31), it has a "13% fresh" rating on Rotten Tomatoes.

Keith Lemon: The Film follows the fictional title character, portrayed by Leigh Francis, as he moves from Leeds to London, becomes an overnight billionaire and begins a relationship with Kelly Brook. The movie features cameos from a raft of celebrities, including Peter Andre, Chris Moyles, Fearne Cotton, Jedward and David Hasselhoff.
good. unfunny testicle.
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a bears tail was good idk
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I can't even imagine how bad the film is
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Not suprised, he's milking the character far too much now. I only watch Celebrity Juice.
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Old 02-09-2012, 04:28 PM #7
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As much as I love Celebrity Juice, what critic in their right mind would give a film like this a good review.

Lemon La Vida Loca I could deal with, but this is basically him trying to grab Kelly Brook's tits for 90 mins.
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If it's anything like celebrity juice then it'll be funny
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Overrated, overhyped ****
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I don't like Keith Lemon so im not surprised at the films reaction tbh.
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Lemons Film is like a TV Movie
its all his own thing
with all those from or to be going on his ITV2 show.

He is a Fool to think a movie is good
its a fecking waste of money, sadly

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"If it's anything like celebrity juice then it'll be funny "

It can not be
Filmed all over the place, outside.

So No its Not Funny
and 30mins show can never be stretched into a Stupid Script Movie.

He has Done a Movie
now get back on ITV2 - Thats your Fecking Limit Lemon
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I did watch the movie at the cinema and it was terrible, the character Keith Lemon is not suited to a plotted movie and it is beter on the TV show.
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He was much better when doing Bo Selecta
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He got old, and repetative.
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Thank God. I feel like I'm the only person that hates him sometimes.
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Don't mind him on Celebrity Juice, he's funny.

But he's milking it way too much now. I think it's all gone to his head.
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