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Old 20-09-2012, 06:21 AM #76
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But just then wayne ran in and shot everyones dick off.
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then luke a, ran in and offered to buy everyone new dicks
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But they were blow up dicks, meaning that they popped
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my dick has gone down i need someone to blow it back up.
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Who then began to stroke MTVN's
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it was nothing new to me,i live with a large vegtable.
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Who's like a sack of spuds in bed.
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I said No More Dicks. Honestly, people. Tut.

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