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Originally Posted by *Kate*

I've heard several unknowns are up for the role. Don't know if I should really reveal this, but there have been reports of Gerard Butler for the role of Sebastian and both Niamh and Kazanne taking 3 month sabbaticals, booking tickets to Hollywood and spending vast amounts of money in Anne Summers to "mentally prepare" for the rigors of the role. Sensing trouble ahead.

Niamhs agent InOne refused to comment when approached, but was later heard on his phone muttering furiously that no, his client won't work with goats, but hamsters will be fine.

Meanwhile the gossip column in todays TiBB Chronicle, courtesy of showbiz reporters Shuyonce Collins and Gregory Zeebediah, reveals exclusively that Kazanne has a hitman on standby to take out any rivals, be afraid Niamh, be very afraid....

( Collins and Zeebediah strenously deny they got this information by Collins dangling Zeebediah over Kazannes fence by his ankles to root in her wheelie bin and steal her discarded post which contained a bank statement detailing the payoff to GG and Smithy, Assassins are us!! Although Zeebediah did smell strongly of potato peelings. Ho hum)

In my opinion Matt Bomer would make a perfect Christian Grey (even though I haven't read it). Can't go wrong with those eyes and that bone structure. Too nbad he's gay