[Romantic Old Bird]

Well, along with certain other people on this site I have seen all the BB3 housemates except Sandy (not too devastated about that) and all the BB4 housemates. The most memorable of them all for me was Mr Tickle, and of course, though not a housemate, the DIVINE Dermot TWICE!

I have also seen, chatted to at length and been photographed with Malachi from FA1. He also patted my grandsons bottom!

I have to say in most cases in was all pretty underwhelming. Exceptions of course were the aforementioned Dermot and Ticklemeister. Malachi was absolutely lovely, but I felt completely maternal towards him, i.e: he had a hangover so I told him to cut down on the alcohol, drink lots of water and eat more fresh fruit and vegetables, asked if he had had a proper breakfast etc. Poor lad. I am sure one mum is enough.

As for Jade......I can honestly say, if our paths never cross, and I never again see her on TV or in Heat, OK, Hello etc ever again, I will be perfectly fine about it.