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Old 01-11-2012, 10:34 AM   #1
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Default My ****ty week: Part 2

Yesterday morning I was innocently standing in the shower, rejoicing about how crabs free I was, when suddenly I felt like it was very slippery beneath my feet. Perhaps it was shampoo, perhaps it was soap, perhaps a mixture or perhaps, just perhaps, there is a God and he has it out for me. Next thing I know I fell forward and smashed my face off the edge of the bath, and I now have a nasty gash on my nose that has been glued shut and I have a broken nose.

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Old 01-11-2012, 10:36 AM   #2
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Old 01-11-2012, 10:38 AM   #3
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Old 01-11-2012, 10:43 AM   #5
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Theres nothing there ya big wuss!
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Old 01-11-2012, 10:43 AM   #6
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Old 01-11-2012, 10:46 AM   #7
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they say it comes in three's!
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Old 01-11-2012, 10:47 AM   #8
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I'm genuinely waiting for the third and worst thing any minute now. I went for a haircut yesterday after I broke my nose and my best friend said "you'll probably find out you have stage 4 cancer, at least you're getting your hair cut now. Have a great day!" pmsl
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Old 01-11-2012, 12:08 PM   #9
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well at least you didn't die

-hurries to plant some tripwire-
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Old 01-11-2012, 12:18 PM   #10
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Holy crap! That's awful news, but thankfully it doesn't look that bad
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Old 01-11-2012, 12:20 PM   #11
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- loves how this thread reactions started out as really sympathetic and soon deteriorated to tripwires -
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Old 01-11-2012, 12:58 PM   #14
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Poor Greg, you look more manly now and rugged
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Old 01-11-2012, 01:03 PM   #15
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Greg it's not funny but the way you describe things is hysterical.

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Old 01-11-2012, 01:48 PM   #16
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You are still hot even with a cut nose Zee xo.
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Bless, at least you still look cute though
most people would look terrible after a broken nose haha
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crabs and a broken nose

what an unfortunate combination
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Greg it's not funny but the way you describe things is hysterical.

Hope your nose is ok.
My best friend says he doesn't find me funny unless I'm in a bad mood because of the way I rant about things hahahaha.

I'm always plagued by bad luck... it's character building?
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That is one lovely gash m8
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Old 01-11-2012, 04:13 PM   #22
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Poor you. Can't you claim bath compensation!
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Yesterday morning I was innocently standing in the shower, rejoicing about how crabs free I was, when suddenly I felt like it was very slippery beneath my feet. Perhaps it was shampoo, perhaps it was soap, perhaps a mixture or perhaps, just perhaps, there is a God and he has it out for me. Next thing I know I fell forward and smashed my face off the edge of the bath, and I now have a nasty gash on my nose that has been glued shut and I have a broken nose.

Happy Halloween everyone.


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Greg it's not funny but the way you describe things is hysterical.

Hope your nose is ok.

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Old 01-11-2012, 06:56 PM   #25
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