[BigSister]

Just come in to have something to eat
Will pop in during PI Extra tonight

[Boris]

In 'Boris's Bar' you can have anything you like including 'pork scratching' flavoured ice cream ! And Please Mr. Sticks, stop whining !!!!!


This is a fantasy world where ANYTHING can happen !!!!




This is a 'Government Warning'...Be very careful what you type into 'Google image' to get pictures. Fantasy brings up ALLSORTS !

[BusyBee]

If you need pork scratchings Boris - I have a very good contact, my local butcher does the best pork scratchings in the world and only 45p for a huge packet. I could probably do a deal for you.

Been Christmas shopping today so need a very large glass of white wine.

BTW how about putting mulled wine on the menu.

[Boris]

Thanks Busy Bee I;ll leave you to sort out the deal and a large white coming up !

As I have done NO Christmas shopping yet this year I will need a whole bottle of something to get me going....any suggestions ....bu t NOT the dreaded Sanatogen - please

[Boris]

Couldn't face the mess in the bar this am so went for a swim...another mile clocked up . THEN I went shopping.

I did not get any of the presents that I wanted to get .

[BusyBee]

Just come back from visiting mother and mother-in-law with a HUGE list of things to get for them if I happen to pop into town. They both know me too well cos they both said "I know you wont mind and you pick such perfect presents". Talk about creeping. Still dont mind as I love spending other people's money.

Be in for a pre-shopping drink later - have got the day off tomorrow so will be doing my daughterly duty then.

[Sticks]

The specialist teas have arrived to augment the coffee bar

Earl Grey
DaJeeling
Gun Powder

Will someone be around tomorrow when we get a prospective sandwich supplier visiting ? Make sure that they have in their selection sandwhiches without mayonaise !!!

[Boris]

they have in their selection sandwhiches without mayonaise !!!

WHY ?


lol

[Sticks]

I don't like mayonaise

[blinkinlovely]

[i]Will someone be around tomorrow when we get a prospective sandwich supplier visiting ? Make sure that they have in their selection sandwhiches without mayonaise !!!

Agree totally , Sticks - are you a mayo-free person too???

When I passed through Stansted airport recently, total shock to discover that not one mayo free sarnie was available for purchase in the last store before boarding (Starbuck, I think). A disgrace - all I want is ham/cheese/salad without mayo/mustard/coleslaw etc etc

Sorry .. rant over

red wine please

[Boris]

Some people have definately strange eating habits!




Must try this one

[BusyBee]

I love mayonnaise.

One large portion of chips and mayonnaise please plus a pint of lager to wash it down.

Can we also have a selection of different types of mustard please for our sandwiches and snacks. I am a mustard freak, Dijon, French, English, Grain, Horseradish, etc etc. MMMMMM

[Boris]

Your wish is MY comand.....and boy has that got me into trouble a time or two!!!!



only joking !

Mustard coming up !

[blinkinlovely]

Sorry, but I remain resolute.


I HATE MAYONNAISE/COLESLAW/KETHUP ETC ETC


I'Ve been in the minority for too long ...............

[BusyBee]

I HATE MAYONNAISE/COLESLAW/KETHUP ETC ETC

One thing about Boris's Bar is she never lets us down - with all our food choices - however mad they may seem.

And lets face it if we were all the same how boring it would be. Variety is the spice of life is what I say.

[Sticks]

Limps in looking as though gone through a few rounds with Mike Tyson

Excuse the mess, but a couple of skinheads pushed in when the coffee bar was opened and stole the takings from the night before. As it was a slow night last night the takings were not what they were expecting and hence got up set.

One mentioned that this would not have happened if the protection fee had been paid.

Any clues ?

[Boris]

Oh sticks, I do hope you are feeling better now!

What a thing to happen to a gentle soul like you.
Chin up !!!!

[Stowfordpress]

Suggest you 'stick' to proper bars and the 'protection' of the locals, sticks! Lots of safety here!!

[BusyBee]

Oh dear Sticks hope you are feeling better.

How dare they! I will arrange for the local criminal fraternity to have a word with this lot and put them straight. We will also arrange for them to be blacklisted with the local solicitors so they wont be defended when they are apprehended.

You do not cross a member of TIBB and get away with it.

[kaphc]

Afternoon all!

Just pouring myself the first of many drinks to celebrate my 30th birthday!

[BigSister]

Happy Birthday Kaphc
Just popping in to see if everything is ok

[AndyJK]

Originally posted by Boris
In 'Boris's Bar' you can have anything you like including 'pork scratching' flavoured ice cream ! And Please Mr. Sticks, stop whining !!!!!

That's a new flavour Ice Cream! I'll give it a try though. I might like it and who knows it might take off and you could get in touch with Walls to tell them of your discovery.

[Boris]

to proper bars and the 'protection' of the locals, sticks! Lots of safety here!!

You offering to provide the 'muscle' Stowford?????Could just do with a 'strapping ' young lad like you ...hee hee .

BTW...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY kaphc.

Being thirty isn't as scarey as it sounds ...honest !!

[BusyBee]

Hope you enjoyed that bottle I had Boris put on ice for your birthday Kaphc.

The start of another decade may it be all you hope for.

[Sticks]

But you forget, we run the coffee bar here at Boris's bar in the morning and and afternoon to catch the morning punters before we can serve alcoholic beverages.

I came a J D Weatherspoons that kind of opened early somewhere in Whitley Bay