[Marcus.]

think about this
your in the final you have sang your winners song and now waiting for dermot to say the winner then he says your name what be your reaction

mine would be jump up and down then run around the stage screaming

[Josy]

Say omg.

[Saph]

take the money and run

[Vicky.]

Probably faint, hit my face on the floor, break my nose and look an utter tit on tv.

[Josy]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

Probably faint, hit my face on the floor, break my nose and look an utter tit on tv.

[Josy]

I would turn to the camera and say WTF! Are you all mad? I am **** at singing!

[Doogle]

I would wait until Dermot shows me my single and then I'd run over to Tulisa and start beating her with it and being like "hahaha im gonna outsell your flop album u mad"

[Brother Leon]

Pop my collar and moonwalk out the Arena.

[Marcus.]

Originally Posted by Dongle

I would wait until Dermot shows me my single and then I'd run over to Tulisa and start beating her with it and being like "hahaha im gonna outsell your flop album u mad"

oh nice

[AnnieK]

Laugh...a lot, scream a little, then wake up and remember I am a really rubbish singer.....

[Jack_]

Have a wank on national TV and release my load all over Nicole screaming 'how do you like them balls?!' in my best American accent.

[Marcus.]

Originally Posted by JackFrost

Have a wank on national TV and release my load all over Nicole screaming 'how do you like them balls?!' in my best American accent.

wow ok that be different

[Maia]

Stand completely still with a straight face for about 7 seconds and then from nowhere whip out a large inflatable ostrich and start running into the audience screaming "Polska!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Marcus.]

Originally Posted by Molled Wine

Stand completely still with a straight face for about 7 seconds and then from nowhere whip out a large inflatable ostrich and start running into the audience screaming "Polska!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

wow that be funny

[Locke.]

Originally Posted by Molled Wine

Stand completely still with a straight face for about 7 seconds and then from nowhere whip out a large inflatable ostrich and start running into the audience screaming "Polska!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

What the ****

[Josy]

I am so glad it was a large inflatable ostrich Mollie said she was whipping out.

[Marcus.]

Originally Posted by ~HO~HO~HO~

I am so glad it was a large inflatable ostrich Mollie said she was whipping out.

yeah same

[Apple202]

one of them

[LemonJam]

begin work on my album inspired by Japanese Gagaku and Zazen Buddhist chanting.

[Marsh.]

Say "No thanks. I got a job at Asda last week. Think I'll do that instead. Thanks for the offer though."

[Shaun]

tbh

[Marcus.]

oh good idea better the running then headless chick around the stage and screaming

[Mystic Mock]

I would probably smile then walk off.