[Indy]

The casting department. They chose 2 fame*****s from the US to carry the show, forgetting that all of their famous nastiness is scripted, and they cannot function in front of a camera without a producer holding their hands after every scene. The usual mix of wannabe Loose Women, vapid beauty, and a few potentially interesting people with absolutely nobody to play off of.

At this point, they have to keep Speidi hidden in the basement so nobody sees them playing Josie and John James all day in bed, and they can cut in two minutes of conspiring across a 44 min episode between cuts of them sitting in silence our being friendly.

If they had to have a married couple, they should've at least used one intelligent enough to understand local humor and able to live in the same room as the rest of the mere mortals. We churn out reality fame*****s in the US like the UK churns out footballers, and this its the best they could do?

And then there are these people named Tricia and Gillian who allegedly live there, too...somewhere....