[Semtex]

Oh dear God no.




I have found his audition tapes....




He's so 'look at me' this is destined to fail.

[Samm]

Originally Posted by Gillian-73

She is but probably not on bots every night!

oh ok

[bananarama]

Male presenters are so boring boring boring......If this is true i fear it will be no more BOTS viewing for me.......

[Me. I Am Salman]

[arista]

Originally Posted by bananarama

Male presenters are so boring boring boring......If this is true i fear it will be no more BOTS viewing for me.......

But the public make that show
with their views.


Give It a Go.

[Vanessa]

The viewers will love Rylan! He's such a great guy!

[starry]

If this has happened it just shows they don't learn from their mistakes, a BB winner is not necessarily a good presenter. Get a presenter to do a presenting job.

[smeagol]

thats just madness if they have put that annoying mr me me me on it. seriously wtf

i wont be watching it just the main show. gone down market more like

[sampvt]

Isnt it amazing the number of posters on here that throw their rattles out of the pram and say oh I wont be watching. BULLDUST everyone on here watches otherwise they wouldn't be able to comment on the crap they see.

Rylan has to start somewhere as everyone does. Give him a chance and see what prevails, in the meantine S.T.F.U please, this petulant behaviour bores me.

[smeagol]

Originally Posted by sampvt

Isnt it amazing the number of posters on here that throw their rattles out of the pram and say oh I wont be watching. BULLDUST everyone on here watches otherwise they wouldn't be able to comment on the crap they see.

Rylan has to start somewhere as everyone does. Give him a chance and see what prevails, in the meantine S.T.F.U please, this petulant behaviour bores me.

i wont be watchin bbots with dicks like that presenting he is a x factor reject .
channel 5 are cluless i,ll watch the main show only if he is presenting hey it was bad enough last series only thing that saved it was the presenters

[honeydew]

So what happened to his divine singing career than?? what a joke..

Ch 5 knew last year, what they were doing with Ryan, why do you think he had soo much airtime.....All contrived.


I hope Julian Cleary gets the job!



ARggg my cat keeps going my keyboard....

[Jack_]

Originally Posted by sampvt

Isnt it amazing the number of posters on here that throw their rattles out of the pram and say oh I wont be watching. BULLDUST everyone on here watches otherwise they wouldn't be able to comment on the crap they see.

Rylan has to start somewhere as everyone does. Give him a chance and see what prevails, in the meantine S.T.F.U please, this petulant behaviour bores me.

Practice what you preach with the endless pro-Rylan and anti-Speidi posts. We get the message, January was three months ago.

[sampvt]

Originally Posted by Jack_

Practice what you preach with the endless pro-Rylan and anti-Speidi posts. We get the message, January was three months ago.

wtf are you babbling on about. I never mentioned Speidi and my pro rylan posts, as you call them, are little more than forum comments, which I believe I am allowed to post with or without your permission. I didn't know you were a moderator now.

Oh sorry, I just noticed that you support Gary Glitter according to your picture. That says it all.

I wonder if my ''My Laptop is my only friend'' comment may have upset you. Seems like someone wants to bait me. Come back when you grow into long pants sonny.

[Jack_]

Originally Posted by sampvt

wtf are you babbling on about. I never mentioned Speidi and my pro rylan posts, as you call them, are little more than forum comments, which I believe I am allowed to post with or without your permission. I didn't know you were a moderator now.

Oh sorry, I just noticed that you support Gary Glitter according to your picture. That says it all.

I wonder if my ''My Laptop is my only friend'' comment may have upset you. Seems like someone wants to bait me. Come back when you grow into long pants sonny.

Oh I don't know, just the hundreds of posts you've continued to make about Speidi and how Rylan is oh so better in the three months since CBB11 ended, when most of us have moved on? You're entitled to post what you want but don't tell other people to 'S.T.F.U' with their 'petulant' behaviour if that's the kind of privilege you want. Like I said, practice what you preach. It's not one rule for you and another rule for everyone else.

Indeed I do support Gary Glitter, he's hilarious perhaps if you watched Big Brother Canada you might understand. Shame.

Aw, the day you upset me is the day hell freezes over, but I'm sure many people have upset you on here along the way with how worked up you get, so that says it all really doesn't it. It seems whenever you're short of a valid argument you resort to the tiresome, same old same old retort of 'your laptop is your only friend' etc. And you accusing me of wanting to bait you is absolutely hilarious considering the post I quoted where you told people to 'S.T.F.U' with their 'petulant' behaviour was an example of baiting itself.

[sampvt]

Originally Posted by Jack_

Oh I don't know, just the hundreds of posts you've continued to make about Speidi and how Rylan is oh so better in the three months since CBB11 ended, when most of us have moved on? You're entitled to post what you want but don't tell other people to 'S.T.F.U' with their 'petulant' behaviour if that's the kind of privilege you want. Like I said, practice what you preach. It's not one rule for you and another rule for everyone else.

Indeed I do support Gary Glitter, he's hilarious perhaps if you watched Big Brother Canada you might understand. Shame.

Aw, the day you upset me is the day hell freezes over, but I'm sure many people have upset you on here along the way with how worked up you get, so that says it all really doesn't it. It seems whenever you're short of a valid argument you resort to the tiresome, same old same old retort of 'your laptop is your only friend' etc. And you accusing me of wanting to bait you is absolutely hilarious considering the post I quoted where you told people to 'S.T.F.U' with their 'petulant' behaviour was an example of baiting itself.

I consider myself well and truly spanked, after all how can I argue with a teenager that has nearly 20,000 posts. I am but a mere mortal with some free time.

[Jack_]

You often point out people's post counts but seem to lack an understanding of simple maths. Let's break that 20,000 post count down.

I'll soon have been a member for five years - 20,000 divided by 5 is 4,000 posts a year average. Divide 4,000 by 12 months and you have roughly 333 posts a month. Divide 333 by 4 weeks and you have about 83 posts a week. And divide that by 7 and you have roughly 11 posts a day. If you think 11 posts a day average (with some days in that five years having no posts, little posts, or more posts) is a lot, then you're deluded. Perhaps it takes you an hour to construct a post, but it takes me a couple of minutes.

But hey, continue to ignore all the points and facts I just presented to you (predictable that you would, I guess you didn't know how else to respond) and throw around a few insults to some people 40 years younger than you on an internet forum. That says more about you than it does anyone else. Bless.

[Jack_]

I should also point out Chuff's post count stands at around 17,000 and she joined just three years ago, in 2010. Work out the maths honey, and then are you going to criticise and insult her for the same things you are me and many other members with a much lower average post count?

Many people's post counts are also way above 20,000, some having reached 60k. But ignorance is bliss isn't it?

[Black Dagger]

[sampvt]

Originally Posted by Jack_

You often point out people's post counts but seem to lack an understanding of simple maths. Let's break that 20,000 post count down.

I'll soon have been a member for five years - 20,000 divided by 5 is 4,000 posts a year average. Divide 4,000 by 12 months and you have roughly 333 posts a month. Divide 333 by 4 weeks and you have about 83 posts a week. And divide that by 7 and you have roughly 11 posts a day. If you think 11 posts a day average (with some days in that five years having no posts, little posts, or more posts) is a lot, then you're deluded. Perhaps it takes you an hour to construct a post, but it takes me a couple of minutes.

But hey, continue to ignore all the points and facts I just presented to you (predictable that you would, I guess you didn't know how else to respond) and throw around a few insults to some people 40 years younger than you on an internet forum. That says more about you than it does anyone else. Bless.

You may know how to post, but you must be pretty dumb to argue you have a life and don't post so much, when we can all push the button and look back, plus you calculated your figures based on the facts that YOU POST EVERY DAY. That was a brain fart son, if you are going to try to be clever, know your enemy and calculate his response in advance.

Try this analogy instead.............A normal post takes 5 to 10 mins to compile if you are intelligent and don't need spell check (like I do, lol) try now multiplying 7.5 mins by 20,000 posts. It means you have spent over 150,000 mins on your laptop. That is 2,500 hrs, which is 208 days given a 12 hr waken day. That my son puts your life and calculations into a bigger perspective and shows how addicted you are.

Now do you really want to piss up my back, I will loose you with plain science and rhetoric, better you quit now.

[Jack_]

Originally Posted by sampvt

You may know how to post, but you must be pretty dumb to argue you have a life and don't post so much, when we can all push the button and look back, plus you calculated your figures based on the facts that YOU POST EVERY DAY. That was a brain fart son, if you are going to try to be clever, know your enemy and calculate his response in advance.

Try this analogy instead.............A normal post takes 5 to 10 mins to compile if you are intelligent and don't need spell check (like I do, lol) try now multiplying 7.5 mins by 20,000 posts. It means you have spent over 150,000 mins on your laptop. That is 2,500 hrs, which is 208 days given a 12 hr waken day. That my son puts your life and calculations into a bigger perspective and shows how addicted you are.

Now do you really want to piss up my back, I will loose you with plain science and rhetoric, better you quit now.

Firstly I'd need you to define a 'life', because I'm afraid that will vary from person to person, it's a very open ended and subjective question. What defines 'having a life'? Because what it means to you will be very different to somebody else, who are to define what a 'life' is and what you must do in that 'life' for it to be worthwhile? Am I missing something here, are you God? Are you the creator of all life? Do you define what is a 'life' and what isn't? I know you think you're special but come on now mate.

Based on the facts that I post every day? Erm, it's called an average daily posting rate, love. There's actually one of those on your profile if you bothered to look. And I even pointed out that a lot of those days throughout the five years I won't have posted at all and some very little, it fluctuates depending on different circumstances. Not that it's at all important of course.

208 days in a five year period? I'd say that's pretty good going, actually. Do some research into internet usage amongst teenagers and you'll find it's a lot higher than the averages you've just given me, and that's using the internet as a whole.

And I'll 'lose you' with plain philosophy and requiring you to define what a 'life' actually is, because that's a question that doesn't have a definitive answer, which renders your point completely null and void. So yeah, never mind me, if I were you I'd quit now.

I also notice you completely avoided my points about Chuff's average being much higher. Are you going to insult her and tell her she doesn't have a life? After all, she nearly has as many posts as me and she's been here two years less than I have. What about the people with 60k posts? Some of whom are moderators, are you going to insult them in the same way you have me and other members with similar post counts? Or alternatively, are you just going to admit that you resort to picking at people's post counts and the now age old 'your best friend is your laptop' retorts because you have no other way of responding to the points presented to you? You may think it's a wonderful diversion tactic and wins you debates but really it just shows up the lack of validity the points you make have.

[sampvt]

Originally Posted by Jack_

Firstly I'd need you to define a 'life', because I'm afraid that will vary from person to person, it's a very open ended and subjective question. What defines 'having a life'? Because what it means to you will be very different to somebody else, who are to define what a 'life' is and what you must do in that 'life' for it to be worthwhile? Am I missing something here, are you God? Are you the creator of all life? Do you define what is a 'life' and what isn't? I know you think you're special but come on now mate.

Based on the facts that I post every day? Erm, it's called an average daily posting rate, love. There's actually one of those on your profile if you bothered to look. And I even pointed out that a lot of those days throughout the five years I won't have posted at all and some very little, it fluctuates depending on different circumstances. Not that it's at all important of course.

208 days in a five year period? I'd say that's pretty good going, actually. Do some research into internet usage amongst teenagers and you'll find it's a lot higher than the averages you've just given me, and that's using the internet as a whole.

And I'll 'lose you' with plain philosophy and requiring you to define what a 'life' actually is, because that's a question that doesn't have a definitive answer, which renders your point completely null and void. So yeah, never mind me, if I were you I'd quit now.

I also notice you completely avoided my points about Chuff's average being much higher. Are you going to insult her and tell her she doesn't have a life? After all, she nearly has as many posts as me and she's been here two years less than I have. What about the people with 60k posts? Some of whom are moderators, are you going to insult them in the same way you have me and other members with similar post counts? Or alternatively, are you just going to admit that you resort to picking at people's post counts and the now age old 'your best friend is your laptop' retorts because you have no other way of responding to the points presented to you? You may think it's a wonderful diversion tactic and wins you debates but really it just shows up the lack of validity the points you make have.

Well now jack me old mucker, as we say down here. I would never dream of insulting a mod, they bite and as for insulting Chuff, god love it man, I need my stones to play with. Anyway do I qualify for a medal for the person that got you to write more than 20 words. lol.

In closing, if I need to explain to you what having a life means, it will take me too long, but the sad bit is that you actually feel the need to ask anyone what a life should be like, sad eh. (that's what I mean by clever rhetoric). Keep your pecker up son, there are plenty of days to go before I put my nasty grumpy head on and join forces with Chuff and our little band of the ''MORALLY ALWAYS RIGHT BRIGADE'' hell bent on ridding the world of nasty wannabees supported by the cyber warrior numpties that choose to question our values.

On a good note, congrats on your spelling, verbiage, punctuation and paragraph formation. Obviously mummy must be proud of her little boy, didn't he do well eh.

[Black Dagger]

[lostalex]

Originally Posted by Jack_

I should also point out Chuff's post count stands at around 17,000 and she joined just three years ago, in 2010. Work out the maths honey, and then are you going to criticise and insult her for the same things you are me and many other members with a much lower average post count?

Many people's post counts are also way above 20,000, some having reached 60k. But ignorance is bliss isn't it?

are you Rylan? You are certainly as obnoxious and attention seeking as Rylan. Are you?

[Black Dagger]

[Ramsay]