[sarahtheangel]

these are so wicked rofl

[Sophii3x]

There once was a housemate called Jack
Who bitched behind Shilpa's back
He goes out with Jade
Who right now need his aid
Soon he'll be ready to pack

[Sophii3x]

Not BB relate>> But for Chlaura (Chris and Laura)

There once was a couple called Chlaura
Ever since they met on TiBB they adored eachother
They are both addicted to Prestelle
They will not go to hell
They're fave butter is Flora

[Sasha]

There was once a guy called Teddy
With Danielle he was going steady
She dreamt about him getting her humped
Little did she know shes been dumped
And has moved her stuff out already!

[Dan_]

There was once a girl called Danielle
She sided with the bully from hell
She bitched on the bed
Now she's been dumped by Ted
And now she's down to one brain cell

[Sasha]

Originally posted by BB fernzy
There was once a girl called Danielle
She sided with the bully from hell
She bitched on the bed
Now she's been dumped by Ted
And now she's down to one brain cell

LMAO

[Psylocke]

Celeb big brother is a load of crap
i cant wait until it wraps
but hopefully when its over
shilpa will be holding the 4 leaf clover

[Sasha]

There was once a girl called cleo
Who dirk thought was a zero
He hid from her
He was geniuely scared of her
And now she gets her claws out..... meowwwwwww

[andybigbro]

i tried and tried and tried and i just cannot think lol

[Sam]

Not meaning to sound mean, but heres a special one i wrote for the lovely Mellissa who ruins my banner competitions :

There was a young girl called Melissa,
She returns as she thinks we will miss her,
She wont go away,
She ruins my day,
And I just want to slap her and diss her !

Kidding Mellissa, i love ya really! ...Hmmm

[Diablo]

Dirk done his own limerick in the make BB laugh task..

[Psylocke]

There once was a game of Lymerick
which to me a load of old dick
but dumbasses would play
in the gay thread all day
oh well i cant think of a ending

[Diablo]

your here too so does that make you a dumbass?

[Sophii3x]

There once was a man called Dirk
Who last night went a bit beserk
He is pissed off with Cleo
Got irrated by Leo
I hope him and Shilpa will work

[Psylocke]

LOL

I like to have laughs with Bannanas
they kill me like a school of pirhannas
Shilpa did say
in the diary room one day
laugh coz im starving my ass off

[andybigbro]

Thye are all wicked lol