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BB14 Channel 5's Big Brother: Secrets and Lies (aka Big Brother 14) started June 13th 2013 and was won by Sam Evans.

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Old 05-08-2013, 01:36 PM #376
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Tis a vicious lie put about by the gutter press...I am just doing a spot of knitting whilst waiting for further orders and rest assured Dolphy is here with me in DJ's locker...glug...

No thank you Dolphy - I don't smoke...morphed into a dolphin indeed...humph...

psst please tell me the ship's cat was not put into a curry...I loved that cat...
WitchHazel is safe, it was Dolphin curry...not sure if it was Dolphy or an imposter now.
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aw,he looks so cheeky
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The face he will be pulling when he sees the shining white mast of the H.M.S Samuel pulling up to the victory port.
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WitchHazel is safe, it was Dolphin curry...not sure if it was Dolphy or an imposter now.
Thank you ABS Smudgie! I am delighted Wichhazel is safe...

Dolphy is definitely here with me - so any other dolphin is an imposter - da da daaaahhhnnn...
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Right ya varmints,find Kizzy now,I found this in her quarters,has she never heard of sharing .
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Thank you ABS Smudgie! I am delighted Wichhazel is safe...

Dolphy is definitely here with me - so any other dolphin is an imposter - da da daaaahhhnnn...
I knew that dolphin had a fake moustache, he's not the real willy!!
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i just wanted to point out that you're using the parrot from Aladdin who has nothing to do with pirates

ok this thread oozes fail so i'm done bye
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kut throat kizzy here......
Have him scrubbed and sent to my cabin immediately kaz!
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i just wanted to point out that you're using the parrot from Aladdin who has nothing to do with pirates

ok this thread oozes of fail so i'm done bye
He does now......
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I knew that dolphin had a fake moustache, he's not the real willy!!
Well said Cap'n - Dolphy has told me that the dolphin you have aboard is called Expanda...she is a devious spy sent by the Devious dexter to encourage our shipmates to get drunk and carouse so they are not ready for the final onslaught battle they are planning. Batten down the hatches Sir, amass your cutlasses and sail into the favourable wind to deliver our ship to safety...

erm...there's still the small matter of the albatross...
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i just wanted to point out that you're using the parrot from Aladdin who has nothing to do with pirates

ok this thread oozes fail so i'm done bye
What do we do with little rainclouds of doom?.........Bai scurvy shauny!!!

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After falling overboard, and no shipmates giving a toss I am glad to report that I was picked out of the sea by a fishing trawler from Guernsey. Anyway, the upshot is, that i'm back on board, but I have barnacles on my butt.

Thanks for nothing, shipmates.
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Make him walk the plank Kizzy that's right. He can join Mr Rochester seven leagues under the sea.
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Never has a thread on this forum made me feel so ill

Dullard worshipping is at an all time high
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I'm so sorry let me dry your eyes mate.
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I'm so sorry let me dry your eyes mate.
Just don't come crying to me when you're complaining that next years series is dull

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After falling overboard, and no shipmates giving a toss I am glad to report that I was picked out of the sea by a fishing trawler from Guernsey. Anyway, the upshot is, that i'm back on board, but I have barnacles on my butt.

Thanks for nothing, shipmates.


Deja Vue Cynical Hermit - I know just how you feel. Thank goodness one of us was rescued...Rub some axl(e) grease on your barnacle - works a treat...

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Boring winners encourages boring housemates, it's the best possible gameplan you could have in that house
If you end up being right I'm not going to come crying to you! It might spoil my reputation
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Have him scrubbed and sent to my cabin immediately kaz!
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Jack is carefully aided off the ship...
Look out for free willy jack!!
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You are rather good at this whole creating thing, arent you? I think we could do with Dexters head on the main mast of the ship
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Hahaha.


So now the sea has about 8 or 9 new residents.
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Kaz is the design whizz.... I am sure she can come up with something suitable.
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